BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE

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solitare Munchen, Bayern Germany

Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:12 AM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

If modern dating techniques aren't quite working out for you, you can try one of the "14 Old Testament Ways To Get a Wife" as posted all over the web , both last year and most of this one.
I'll start you off with a few really good ones if you use that particular book: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she's yours (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10) (Could it be a car instead??)
Cut 200 foreskins off your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.(I Samuel 18:27).
Kill any husband and take his now ex-wife.(2 Samuel 11.
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??
I can just hear the men singing out with gusto "Gimme Dat Ol' Time Religion"!

trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK

Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:47 AM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

Oh isnt technology wonderful - all it takes theoretically nowadays is an e-mail

BarrenPneuma Golden Staircase, Ontario Canada

Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:52 AM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

How about find a best friend, a woman you can not only live with but rather one you cannot live without? Ensure that she is an equal in respect and you should have a bountiful life ahead of you.
A partner who will learn and teach in equal portions.
Someone you can walk through life with through all the good and bad times without regrets.

solitare Munchen, Bayern Germany

Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:52 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

BarrenPneuma: How about find a best friend, a woman you can not only live with but rather one you cannot live without? Ensure that she is an equal in respect and you should have a bountiful life ahead of you.
A partner who will learn and teach in equal portions.
Someone you can walk through life with through all the good and bad times without regrets.

Certainly the better, civilized manner; a much preferred "perfect equation' but unfortunately, this world seems to abhor perfection. To the dismay of many, the pendulum seems to swinging too far over by the so called 'feminists' for a chance of real harmony and respect to grow in...from one excess to another...

trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK

Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:09 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

well, i can see that with the way property prices are going, this one may become popular again soon; Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10)

but yes, I guess the feminists probably would have something to say....

druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA

Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:20 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

BarrenPneuma: How about find a best friend, a woman you can not only live with but rather one you cannot live without? Ensure that she is an equal in respect and you should have a bountiful life ahead of you.
A partner who will learn and teach in equal portions.
Someone you can walk through life with through all the good and bad times without regrets.

Mark, that is absolutely what a husband and wife should be...or, partners in life if they choose not to get legally married. This is the ideal I am aiming for in a partnership.

Well said.

The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA

Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:26 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

BarrenPneuma: How about find a best friend, a woman you can not only live with but rather one you cannot live without? Ensure that she is an equal in respect and you should have a bountiful life ahead of you.
A partner who will learn and teach in equal portions.
Someone you can walk through life with through all the good and bad times without regrets.

Well heck, all that was easy! I just joined CS and waited a little while and she just magically showed up! (Thanks again Sqeekers and JT!)

voyager007 Khober Saudi Arabia

Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:28 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

In response to:
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??

what a wonderful thread this is solitare

will, if only this could be true???? I would sleep

my entire life and be awake for only one day to see her right there,,, it would be worth it,,,,

however, i believe that being patient is the key to mold each other the way both of our life should fit.

think of it like this:

if you take an egg and try to push it into a bottle,,, it will break ,,,,, but with some heat (love) for sometime to mature ,,, then you can break away the crust (this hard exterior we all surround our selves by),,, then light up a match (the spark of matching spirits) and put it inside the bottle (our heart), then just put that egg (the other person) on top of the bottle and just leave it there for moments of time, within seconds it will easily slide in.

this does work both ways

cheers

pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA

Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:29 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

solitare: If modern dating techniques aren't quite working out for you, you can try one of the "14 Old Testament Ways To Get a Wife" as posted all over the web , both last year and most of this one.
I'll start you off with a few really good ones if you use that particular book: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she's yours (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10) (Could it be a car instead??)
Cut 200 foreskins off your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.(I Samuel 18:27).
Kill any husband and take his now ex-wife.(2 Samuel 11.
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??
I can just hear the men singing out with gusto "Gimme Dat Ol' Time Religion"!

I see no problem here

druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA

Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:33 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

voyager007: what a wonderful thread this is solitare

will, if only this could be true???? I would sleep my entire life and be awake for only one day to see her right there,,, it would be worth it,,,,

however, i believe that being patient is the key to mold each other the way both of our life should fit.

think of it like this:

if you take an egg and try to push it into a bottle,,, it will break ,,,,, but with some heat (love) for sometime to mature ,,, then you can break away the crust (this hard exterior we all surround our selves by),,, then light up a match (the spark of matching spirits) and put it inside the bottle (our heart), then just put that egg (the other person) on top of the bottle and just leave it there for moments of time, within seconds it will easily slide in.

this does work both ways

cheers

That was good.

donnalou accord, New York USA

Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:37 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

I like the way you think. And I know what you are talking about.
Because I have been there. BEfore he died.

vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK

Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:44 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

solitare: If modern dating techniques aren't quite working out for you, you can try one of the "14 Old Testament Ways To Get a Wife" as posted all over the web , both last year and most of this one.
I'll start you off with a few really good ones if you use that particular book: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she's yours (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.(Ruth4:5-10) (Could it be a car instead??)
Cut 200 foreskins off your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.(I Samuel 18:27).
Kill any husband and take his now ex-wife.(2 Samuel 11.
Have your God,(ie. the one of the Old Testament), create a wife for you while you sleep.( Genesis 2:19-24) (The only question here is how long do you have to sleep(be out)??
I can just hear the men singing out with gusto "Gimme Dat Ol' Time Religion"!

Goin down the local Jail now

voyager007 Khober Saudi Arabia

Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:49 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

druidess6308: That was good.

thank you sis, well am sure that I did not invent the wheel by saying that, I just took what most of people here think and put it into words

but thank you for your thought

cheers

voyager007 Khober Saudi Arabia

Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:58 PM CST : BEST WAY TO FIND A WIFE! (???)

donnalou: I like the way you think. And I know what you are talking about.
Because I have been there. BEfore he died.

sorry to hear that sis,,, and am sure you will be there once more again,,, just have faith,,,,

for those we lost,,, they didn't go that far,,, just think what you would like them to do if it was the way around????

am sorry to say it like this but this is the true way of dealing with lost of our loved ones.

you are lucky to be loved once, then it will be easy for you to love and be loved again,,,, keep them in your heart and let others be there too, am sure there is a plenty of space in your big heart.

cheers

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