10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like

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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:00 PM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like

1. Hey, there's a gift.

2. Well, well, well

3. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would
have fit me.

4. This is perfect for wearing around the basememt.

5 If the dog buries it, I will be furious!!!

6. I love it--- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

7. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection
Program.

8. To think--- I got this gift the year I vowed to give all
my gifts to charity.

9. Gosh, I hope this never catches on fire. It is fire season
though. There are a lot of unexplained firs this time of year.

10 I really don't deserve this.
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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:20 PM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like
11. I love it! It'll look great on the Scarecrow in the garden!

12. Oh wow! It's uh... Well, it's uh... Wow! Ummmm... You shouldn't have!

13. Oh no, Hun, it's perfect! I'll bet all the fashionable fishermen will be wearing hot pink boony hats!

14. Well you know something? This is just so cool that I don't wanna' take a chance on ever wearing it out, so I think I'll just leave it in the package and store it in the back of the closet!

15. Wait - Didn't I give YOU one of these LAST year?


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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:22 PM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like
The_Kansan: 11. I love it! It'll look great on the Scarecrow in the garden!

12. Oh wow! It's uh... Well, it's uh... Wow! Ummmm... You shouldn't have!

13. Oh no, Hun, it's perfect! I'll bet all the fashionable fishermen will be wearing hot pink boony hats!

14. Well you know something? This is just so cool that I don't wanna' take a chance on ever wearing it out, so I think I'll just leave it in the package and store it in the back of the closet!

15. Wait - Didn't I give YOU one of these LAST year?


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voyager007 Khober Saudi Arabia
Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:08 PM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like
In response to:

10 I really don't deserve this.



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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:18 PM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like

You keep this, I know you need it much more than I do.

I love it but I am allergic to whatever it is.

I hope I don't blood stain it and have to throw it away.

I will smell it when I shower.
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Lucidfjb Fairfield, Ohio USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:50 AM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like
Thanks so much. I'll find it, uh give it, a good home.
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:17 AM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like

Holy Hannah!! Is that thing for real?

Maybe it will look better once I put my glasses on.

Thanks for the gift... You never did like me, did you?
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hrt4lse Redding, California USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:51 AM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like
Thanks....what is it?
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:57 AM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like
What is this shiyte?rolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:01 PM CST : 10 Things To Say About A Gift You Don't Like

Great gift if you had given it to me when it was still in style

I would wear this for you right now but I gotta go on a
mission to P3X229.
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