In response to: It has come to my attention that cuddling with a BOB is extremely unsatisfying.
But think of all the benefits:
1) No bitching.
2) No farting.
3) No beer-breath.
4) Doesn't obsess about cars.
5) Has no problem watching lifetime with you, AND keeping its mouth shut during Oprah.
6) Sports are a non-issue.
7) Has no opinion re: your shoes, how fat you look in that black evening dress, or your mother.
8) Will never, ever, ever leave the toilet seat up.
9) Doesn't care how much of the bathroom you take up with your "junk".
10) Is quiet and discreet and you can take him places, as long as you don't take him out of your purse.
So, who cares if you cant cuddle? You can't cuddle with Crocodiles either, but I don't hear you bitching about that little deficiency, now, do I?
Ok, well. That's my thought for today. I'm exhausted from the famiy dooroundo hashburger called christmas, and I bid you all adieu and merry dies sol invictus or whatever you happen to ascribe this day to.