immanuelle: So so sorry to hear. Can feel for you. I had a first date and had eaten some very bad undercooked meat earlier in the day. During my date, spent over an hour in the bathroom with bad things coming out of every orifice in my body. Really really disgusting....Walked out a mess, make-up smeared, probably bits 'o' stuff on my clothes.
Okay, after that visual, I will never get a date on this site...
You poor peeps. What a disaster you had.
Here is another one.Highly embarrassing but very funny in retrospect.
I picked up some chick I met the nite before in some Lounge on Miami Beach in my new used car which I bought only 3 days earlier.She stood all dressed up and made up at the curb waiting for me to arrive.Well I stopped and she got in.After a while I smelled something funky coming from her direction.Unknown to her she has stepped in to a huge pile of steaming dog shit.Oh god I started to gag and pulled over.I helped her clean her shoes and off we went again.two minutes into our ride we heard all of a sudden papoonk papoonk coming from the under carriage of the vehicle.After crawling under it I realized that the muffler was working itself loose.My dear date probably still smelling the dogshit on herself rolled up her eyes and became annoyed.I jammed the muffler back in place and wrenched the bejesus out of the fitting to seal off again.As I was getting up from under my car I made the wrong movement and the crotch of my pants ripped.
As she started freaking out I asked her if I can use her stockings since I noticed a rip in my fanbelt.
That was too much too handle for her and she stormed off screaming.
Ladies and gentlemen Dogshit Susan and Junkyard Pete had their new nicknames.When I told my friends about this date from hell they almost fell of their bar stools laughing.Peace everyone.