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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:56 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
mylifewithu: That would be my luck too


His coming along to chapperone....uh oh
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:57 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
immanuelle: I love it when a post actually makes me laugh aloud by myself. Not laughing at you, but with you...


That's good since we both are having a good laugh.laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:59 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Hugz_n_Kissez: His coming along to chapperone....



I'm still brain-dead apparently...roll eyes


*mom coming along to chapperone....help laugh
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curefan mount olive, Mississippi USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:17 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
dillydally: His mother escorting us
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:29 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
petegozo: You poor peeps. What a disaster you had. Here is another one.Highly embarrassing but very funny in retrospect.

I picked up some chick I met the nite before in some Lounge on Miami Beach in my new used car which I bought only 3 days earlier.She stood all dressed up and made up at the curb waiting for me to arrive.Well I stopped and she got in.After a while I smelled something funky coming from her direction.Unknown to her she has stepped in to a huge pile of steaming dog shit.Oh god I started to gag and pulled over.I helped her clean her shoes and off we went again.two minutes into our ride we heard all of a sudden papoonk papoonk coming from the under carriage of the vehicle.After crawling under it I realized that the muffler was working itself loose.My dear date probably still smelling the dogshit on herself rolled up her eyes and became annoyed.I jammed the muffler back in place and wrenched the bejesus out of the fitting to seal off again.As I was getting up from under my car I made the wrong movement and the crotch of my pants ripped.
As she started freaking out I asked her if I can use her stockings since I noticed a rip in my fanbelt.

That was too much too handle for her and she stormed off screaming.

Ladies and gentlemen Dogshit Susan and Junkyard Pete had their new nicknames.When I told my friends about this date from hell they almost fell of their bar stools laughing.Peace everyone.


OMG...so sorry. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Well...you just gave me my "what don't I want to happen on a first date"! This would definitely be something I didn't want to happen. However, I certainly hope I'd keep my sense of humor better if it did.
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:30 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
immanuelle: So so sorry to hear. Can feel for you. I had a first date and had eaten some very bad undercooked meat earlier in the day. During my date, spent over an hour in the bathroom with bad things coming out of every orifice in my body. Really really disgusting....Walked out a mess, make-up smeared, probably bits 'o' stuff on my clothes.

Okay, after that visual, I will never get a date on this site...
hug hug Wouldn't want that one, either...and I'm sorry. You must have felt horrified.
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immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:38 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
druidess6308: Wouldn't want that one, either...and I'm sorry. You must have felt horrified.


Hi Dru,
At the time, my body was too weakened and beaten to even allow me to feel horrified. Just wanted to go home, brush my teeth and lie down in my misery. Yucky thing is he tried to kiss me afterwards...Yuck...Found out on the drive home that he was married. Double yuck! Needless to say, said adios.


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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:51 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
druidess6308: OMG...so sorry. Well...you just gave me my "what don't I want to happen on a first date"! This would definitely be something I didn't want to happen. However, I certainly hope I'd keep my sense of humor better if it did.



Well you know how the saying goes D O G S H I T H A P P E N S


and all is well in paradise.

laugh laugh laugh
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CjTenorSax Atwater, Ohio USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:00 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
poodle2000: "Brewer's droop"
confused dunno dunno
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CjTenorSax Atwater, Ohio USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:06 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
immanuelle: Hi Dru,
At the time, my body was too weakened and beaten to even allow me to feel horrified. Just wanted to go home, brush my teeth and lie down in my misery. Yucky thing is he tried to kiss me afterwards...Yuck...Found out on the drive home that he was married. Double yuck! Needless to say, said adios.


OMG! Talk about getting message from a higher power or angel watching over you! Seems as though, that stuff should have been happening to HIM not you.comfort hug
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immanuelle My city, Zuid-Holland Netherlands
Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:20 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
CjTenorSax: OMG! Talk about getting message from a higher power or angel watching over you! Seems as though, that stuff should have been happening to HIM not you.


Thanks. My exact sentiments..higher power intervention. I would like to start a poll (not that I have any idea how to do that) of 'Do we have a moral obligation to track down the spouse of someone who is trying to date you, to inform the person of what their low-life spouse is doing when away from home?'

Sorry, I have gone off topic on this thread.
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:28 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
immanuelle: Hi Dru,
At the time, my body was too weakened and beaten to even allow me to feel horrified. Just wanted to go home, brush my teeth and lie down in my misery. Yucky thing is he tried to kiss me afterwards...Yuck...Found out on the drive home that he was married. Double yuck! Needless to say, said adios.


hug I understand how you felt...and it turned out not to matter that it was a bad date anyway. Sorry to hear that. That's a pet peeve of mine...married men who try to date us and don't tell us upfront...or lie outright.

I dated a guy when I was in the Army that was an MP and living in barracks. He said he was divorced. About a month later, he was moving out into on-post housing because his wife, daughter, and furniture were on the way. very mad
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:29 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
petegozo: Well you know how the saying goes D O G S H I T H A P P E N S and all is well in paradise.


Trust me...I've got two dogs! I've just spent the last two days cleaning it out of my yard! (Weather kept me from it for too long, finally caught a break to do this chore yesterday. Yep. Scooping poop on Christmas.) rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:44 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
I would hate to have my date show up in a car that is putting out tons of smoke and sounds super loud , not sounding like a hotrod but a pile of junk. I don't think I want to ride in it at all. we will take my car.wink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan1305 Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain
Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:09 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
I think it depends on whether the first date is in real life, or through a dating site.

I don´t expect too many shocks on a RL date, they may come later though. However, dating site dates, in my experience, tend to be a real eye opener immediately, due to only having seen a photo, and IT or telephone communication.

So, if we are talking about a CS date, I don´t want to meet somebody who looks nothing like their photo, or who has obviously been lying in their profile. (no offence to honest CS dates I´ve had where there was simply no chemistry)

Has happened to me 6 times now so perhaps I´m a bit jaded.



sigh
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:18 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
druidess6308: Trust me...I've got two dogs! I've just spent the last two days cleaning it out of my yard! (Weather kept me from it for too long, finally caught a break to do this chore yesterday. Yep. Scooping poop on Christmas.)



Better scooping it then stepping in it on Xmas.grin
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thewall2 montreal, Quebec Canada
Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:21 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Well,for one,I wouldn't ever want to be stood up....I mean,*cough*,,,,not that it's ever happened to me.lol
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:36 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
petegozo: Better scooping it then stepping in it on Xmas.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Very true...and I'm careful not to do the latter when I'm doing the former! (If I do, it's not bad...I'm smart enough to have shoes that are only for wearing in the back yard.)
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:36 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
mylifewithu: I would hate to have my date show up in a car that is putting out tons of smoke and sounds super loud , not sounding like a hotrod but a pile of junk. I don't think I want to ride in it at all. we will take my car.



Lela if I had shown up with the car I described earlier we probably wound up pushing it. dancing rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:56 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
immanuelle: Hi Dru,
At the time, my body was too weakened and beaten to even allow me to feel horrified. Just wanted to go home, brush my teeth and lie down in my misery. Yucky thing is he tried to kiss me afterwards...Yuck...Found out on the drive home that he was married. Double yuck! Needless to say, said adios.


Ooooh. All of it's terrible for you. hug comfort
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