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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:53 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
curefan: car quitting and having to call to have it picked up


lmfao...now that's original. That must have sucked.

I can only think of having leakage on a first date...like whey you go to the bathroom to take a piss, take your piss, put you junk back in the box, and oops...out comes a little more in which you pants have a huge wet stain. lol...not fun at all= no profit.

It's really hard to cover it up, takes some clever maneuvering.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:01 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
StressFree: lmfao...now that's original. That must have sucked.

I can only think of having leakage on a first date...like whey you go to the bathroom to take a piss, take your piss, put you junk back in the box, and oops...out comes a little more in which you pants have a huge wet stain. lol...not fun at all= no profit.

It's really hard to cover it up, takes some clever maneuvering.


Stress, we need you on the oral sex thread, it has degenerated into a conversation about teaching.

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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:48 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Sommerauer71: Stress, we need you on the oral sex thread, it has degenerated into a conversation about teaching.


Hey sweety! Hope all is cool with you...you get snow today?

I'll take a look overthere.

And I don't know why I keep forgetting the r when I type out your. I keep typing you. I should know my possessive forms...lol
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:53 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Sommerauer71: Stress, we need you on the oral sex thread, it has degenerated into a conversation about teaching.


could be a case of oral exhaustion....



roll eyes


hey T...hope all is well your end..
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StressFree small city, Kalmar Sweden
Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:55 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
gozoman2: could be a case of oral exhaustion....
hey T...hope all is well your end..


Hey brotha cheers All is well here. Very well. Got the kids coming in a bit, so it will be nothing but fun in the next 4 days.
Hope shit is cool with you my friend. Bless ya!
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:58 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
StressFree: Hey brotha All is well here. Very well. Got the kids coming in a bit, so it will be nothing but fun in the next 4 days.
Hope shit is cool with you my friend. Bless ya!


good for you.....

cool cool...thumbs up

things working our nicely in fact on all fronts....

but then I am optimistic in nature and the smallest of things please me no end....

yay

coffee break over.....got some errands to run....

c u and keep well..

wine
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:59 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
StressFree: Hey sweety! Hope all is cool with you...you get snow today?

I'll take a look overthere.

And I don't know why I keep forgetting the r when I type out your. I keep typing you. I should know my possessive forms...lol


No snow here, darling, just sun, a man asleep behind me, enough for me...

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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:00 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
gozoman2: could be a case of oral exhaustion....
hey T...hope all is well your end..


Hi you...

All is well here, how are you?

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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:01 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Sommerauer71: Hi you...

All is well here, how are you?


alive and kicking thank you

yay

just noticed something....the NO 3 seems to have disappeared all of a sudden....removed u think?

confused
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:03 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
gozoman2: alive and kicking thank you



just noticed something....the NO 3 seems to have disappeared all of a sudden....removed u think?


Really`?

Oh no, I fail to see why.

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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:06 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Sommerauer71: Really`?

Oh no, I fail to see why.


wasn't going in on it cause now I had on overdose of oral gymnastics....two days in a row kind of...

but I just wondered...ain't there anymore....after stress posted it just pufffff....gone....

funny....
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:21 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
I would hate to see the lady I was dating for the first time to have bad breath!!!! Also, did you ever see a lady walk out of the restroom with tissue hanging out behind her? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

How do you tell her?confused
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:23 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Big_John: I would hate to see the lady I was dating for the first time to have bad breath!!!! Also, did you ever see a lady walk out of the restroom with tissue hanging out behind her?

How do you tell her?


Try this!

'Darling, you have loo roll hanging out of your skirt'

I would rather be told and have a giggle than have it stuck there all night...

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curefan mount olive, Mississippi USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:47 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
StressFree: lmfao...now that's original. That must have sucked.

I can only think of having leakage on a first date...like whey you go to the bathroom to take a piss, take your piss, put you junk back in the box, and oops...out comes a little more in which you pants have a huge wet stain. lol...not fun at all= no profit.

It's really hard to cover it up, takes some clever maneuvering.
that never happend to me but if it did i imagine that would effect the date rolling on the floor laughing
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Tamarin somewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK
Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:36 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
True story.....

The guy came to pick me up from the family home.
Greeted on the doorstep by 'you treat my daughter right Dad or the shotgun comes out.'

Guy was to scared to ask for an ashtray so stubbed the cig out behing his back on the palm of his hand...

In total pain by the time we reached the pub so much alcohol was swallowed...I went to the loo(toilet) and forgot to do up my body suit correctly under my jeans, several looks from guys as I walked past.... need I say more.

I saw the guy for another six months!!!
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DarkKnight2032 Salt Lake City, Utah USA
Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:09 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Hasn't happened to me.

The Probation Officer shows up to collect your date.

grin
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jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:00 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
petegozo: Better scooping it then stepping in it on Xmas.


arrgh- the kid from across the road came into my house last year to show us what he'd got- and left a trail all across the living room carpetbarf merry christmaslaugh

for me- just to find out he is a jerk, that i have nothing in common with-or that he would obviously think i was not his type either!!
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:39 PM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
jampet: arrgh- the kid from across the road came into my house last year to show us what he'd got- and left a trail all across the living room carpet merry christmas

for me- just to find out he is a jerk, that i have nothing in common with-or that he would obviously think i was not his type either!!


So you have kids fancying you,leaving shit trails in your residence and deciding afterwards you are not it ???

laugh laugh laugh bok bok bok.

MERRY XMAS, you just gave me a good laugh.hug
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:07 AM CST : what is the one thing you dont want to happen on a first date?
Sommerauer71: Try this!

'Darling, you have loo roll hanging out of your skirt'

I would rather be told and have a giggle than have it stuck there all night...



I seen once in a Sportsbar a chick nursing a pitcher of beers with some fellers.As I walked past her I noticed a piece of paper attached to her back without her knowing.It read

I AM A SKANK KICK ME

That was just too funny.What a laugh I had.Did I tell her ? devil What do you think ????

cool
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