In response to: Any female creature out there wants a home!. Well, a friend of mine got one for ya!!. All he got to do is marry you and dump you in his house as a wife, How about that.
This is his selection category:
Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.
Any interested female creature out there ?
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PICK ME! PICK ME! Me love him long time!, but only when he want love, otherwise me sit in corner and wait
Me can chase chicken every morning for catch and cook him good lovely dinner
Me speak Engleesh, but only leetle!
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Oh darn, just read the whole post and do not have 8 out of the 11 qualites..
………..Never mind…don’t pick me.