Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things

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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:03 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

A few months ago, I was on a business trip and I checked into a hotel for the night. I had stayed at that hotel once before, and they had accidentally charged me for a porn channel viewing on the TV which I had not actually watched, and it took a lot of explaining to get the company accountants calmed down.

And so this time while checking in, to try and prevent this from
happening I said "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

She said "No, you sick bastard! It's regular porn!"

sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:10 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

HJFinAZ: A few months ago, I was on a business trip and I checked into a hotel for the night. I had stayed at that hotel once before, and they had accidentally charged me for a porn channel viewing on the TV which I had not actually watched, and it took a lot of explaining to get the company accountants calmed down.

And so this time while checking in, to try and prevent this from
happening I said "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

She said "No, you sick bastard! It's regular porn!"

Thank you HJ, Needed a laugh. Been one of those days. Also
I asked you a question in that other thread. Not sure if
you read it.

HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:12 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

sassy49senior: Thank you HJ, Needed a laugh. Been one of those days. Also
I asked you a question in that other thread. Not sure if
you read it.

No, I did not. Better email me. I am cleaning house and taking down Christmas decorations and getting ready to leave for Reno Wednesday..

Just taking a smoke break..

mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:14 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

Very funny

spiceygamble Nola, Louisiana USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:18 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

*hahahaaa... brilliant!

I fully understand the complexity of wording.
I use to work with a Chinese guy, we dubbed him E-go. His name was Erwin and he was our little go getter. His grasp of English was excellent & his sense of humor superb. The only thing he hadn't quite managed to tackle were slang terms(bless his heart).

He manged to walk up on a group of the guys being guys... talking about "fluffers" but he had no idea what it meant.
Now for those of you unfamiliar with the role of a fluffer, it's typically a female who aids male porn actors in oral stimulation so they can remain erect for a shoot.
Well, little E-go just heard the term "fluffer" and exclaims...
"I want to be a fluffer, that sounds like such a nice job."

BUT... later on the same show, we were all out getting sushi. We ended up at a traditional style sushi restaurant where you have a conveyor belt of food to choose from. Our hungry group was eating everything off the belt, leaving the two girls at the end of the rotation with nothing to choose from.
(*oops)
We had to ask the chef to reverse the direction of the belt so the girls could get some food. While we were waiting for it to come around our way, E-go's little voice is heard saying...
"Don't worry girls. I would have given you a reach-around."

It took us a solid 15 mins to stop laughing so we could explain to him what he had just offered.

Poor guy, never lived that one down.

roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK

Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:34 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

HJFinAZ: A few months ago, I was on a business trip and I checked into a hotel for the night. I had stayed at that hotel once before, and they had accidentally charged me for a porn channel viewing on the TV which I had not actually watched, and it took a lot of explaining to get the company accountants calmed down.

And so this time while checking in, to try and prevent this from
happening I said "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

She said "No, you sick bastard! It's regular porn!"

Oooo.... errr!!! Yep, that'd do it, Pat!!

Well done, matey!!

Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:36 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

HJFinAZ: A few months ago, I was on a business trip and I checked into a hotel for the night. I had stayed at that hotel once before, and they had accidentally charged me for a porn channel viewing on the TV which I had not actually watched, and it took a lot of explaining to get the company accountants calmed down.

And so this time while checking in, to try and prevent this from
happening I said "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

She said "No, you sick bastard! It's regular porn!"

roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK

Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:38 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

Hi ya, Jim!!

laura225 Somewhere, New York USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:17 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

HJFinAZ: A few months ago, I was on a business trip and I checked into a hotel for the night. I had stayed at that hotel once before, and they had accidentally charged me for a porn channel viewing on the TV which I had not actually watched, and it took a lot of explaining to get the company accountants calmed down.

And so this time while checking in, to try and prevent this from
happening I said "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

She said "No, you sick bastard! It's regular porn!"

Oh, Pat, so sorry she crushed your hopes, you kinky baskard

, you!

HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:33 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

laura225: Oh, Pat, so sorry she crushed your hopes, you kinky baskard , you!

Really, she didn't...

There is always Craigslist.com ya know...

HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:34 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

Backpage, cityvibe, etc..

druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:40 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

HJFinAZ: A few months ago, I was on a business trip and I checked into a hotel for the night. I had stayed at that hotel once before, and they had accidentally charged me for a porn channel viewing on the TV which I had not actually watched, and it took a lot of explaining to get the company accountants calmed down.

And so this time while checking in, to try and prevent this from
happening I said "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

She said "No, you sick bastard! It's regular porn!"

Thank you for the laugh, HJ. Needed it.

laura225 Somewhere, New York USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:44 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

HJFinAZ: Backpage, cityvibe, etc..

you know your ways around.

Do tell us more.

HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:25 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

laura225: you know your ways around.

Do tell us more.

No secret, log in for yourself...

NYC was on our evening news. Showed couples practicing their "kiss" for New Years Eve in Times Square.. Were you there swapping spit with some hot young stud??

I am going to have to suffer through New Years in Reno..

HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:27 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

laura225: you know your ways around.

Do tell us more.

And it was a "woman" that showed me those sites..

TeArawa Auckland, Auckland New Zealand

Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:51 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

HJFinAZ: A few months ago, I was on a business trip and I checked into a hotel for the night. I had stayed at that hotel once before, and they had accidentally charged me for a porn channel viewing on the TV which I had not actually watched, and it took a lot of explaining to get the company accountants calmed down.

And so this time while checking in, to try and prevent this from
happening I said "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

She said "No, you sick bastard! It's regular porn!"

Thanks made me laugh big time!

mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA

Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:53 PM CST : Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.

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