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themost41 oamaru, Canterbury New Zealand
tell me is it true the easier way to get over a woman
is to ge under anothermoping



PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
themost41: tell me is it true the easier way to get over a woman
is to ge under another


No!
Between her two best friends!
A double-sandwich. You being the ham between them two buns.
KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
themost41: tell me is it true the easier way to get over a woman
is to ge under another


Nope. It just takes time.



themost41 oamaru, Canterbury New Zealand
well said my friendthumbs up
Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
themost41: tell me is it true the easier way to get over a woman
is to ge under another


Time, space, and not falling under the thumb of another.
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
themost41: tell me is it true the easier way to get over a woman
is to ge under another


Let her catch you shaggin her sister...........You'll feel brill.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Not necessarily, time will heal but gettin back up on the bike sometimes help.

JMO

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PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Another way to get over a woman is to buy a firearm, make 250 copies of a random picture of hers, spread them copies all over the bed, stand naked on the lower edge of the bed and as you do a Matrix jump with gun in hand you fire all the bullets you can towards her face as you're there flying in mid air.



PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Another way is to buy a luxury cruise ticket and have it sent to her house, with a convincing letter that she won because she's special. Then, when she's getting on the plane to where the cruise ship is docked, you call in and tip security off that she is a terrorist ni midst of planning evil deeds. If Guantanamo doesn't sort her out, nothing will.
Rebounds very rarely help you get over your past relationship nor do they usually work. They just tend to cause more issues in the end. comfort
TeArawa Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
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You are very creative Pietro in your 'getting over an x solutions' Made me laugh! beer

TeArawa Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
KrazieStill: Nope. It just takes time.


thumbs up Yes agree!



PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Another way...

Send her a card which reads:

We had sex quite a lot, BUT I MASTURBATED LOADS OF TIMES WHILE I WAS WITH YOU!

HA!
jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
violin drink pouring boogie
ooby_dooby Ashland, Virginia USA
themost41: tell me is it true the easier way to get over a woman
is to ge under another


Absolutely especially if the new one is better looking or actually loves you.

My advice to get over a woman who dumped you is not to dwell on the good times you had but think about all the times she stood you up or lied to you or cheated on you and all her flaws.



PietroPaoloV Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
I was thinking....

why get over her, when you can win her back. With a song.

Toss another log into the fire
Bring a couple of beer and some spare ribs
Fill the car and clean the carburettor
Stitch mend my jeans, oh please
My little darling
Fill my pipe with tobacco and bring me my slippers
Thanks for the coffee, was there any left for you?
Toss another log onto the fire, and explain why the hell you're leaving me

I let you wash the car every Monday
I've promised to tell you as soon as I find you fat
I'll take you to the football one day I promise
Who's shown more love towards his woman ever?
Oh my darling
I'm taking your younger sister out every week
And isn't that as sweet as a man can be?



rwantin Costa Mesa, California USA
I just buy a motorcycle or three. That need A LOT of work. grin
mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
I'll let you know in a month or 10
Abram Goshen, Ohio USA
themost41: tell me is it true the easier way to get over a woman
is to ge under another


Another method I found to be helpful was, get you butt as far away from a culture dominated by liberal left ideology, and all the me, me, me, crap associated with it. Of that culture, and its brain dead, self-loving, influence, your only going to fall into the same trap, with just another pretty face. You'll never get over it, you'll only keep yourself in perpetual anxiety. While there are those within left dominate cultures, who can ease the burden of loneliness with truth, their numbers are shrinking, and it takes a great deal of being able to deny oneself the personal passions readily pleased at the behest of women in a liberal left culture. The easiest way to get over it, move to a so called, third world nation for awile, and learn the true meaning of love, while you work among them.



Tater springfield, Illinois USA
how's that verse go,
Only time will ease your pain....
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
rwantin: I just buy a motorcycle or three. That need A LOT of work.


I found out about 2 custom Panheads today. 10K for both of them..grin




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