Why are men so uncomplicated?

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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Claayer: Ohh yep.. concur.. (Concord was the big FAST Transatlantic plane)


correct....sorry totally my mess.....

blushing

but then again....English is not my mother language so I guess the occasional fuck up is acceptable...

roll eyes
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
jbibiza: I´m always ashamed when I react this way... that´s why it happens rarely... fortunately we both had a good sense of humour and were able to laugh about it after....


Oh me too.. I flipped out like that a while ago and freaked him out.. giggle

THAT was alcohol enhanced too.. :;shakes head:: roll eyes
jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Sommerauer71: Oh I have behaved like that J, when my children were 5 and 6.

My ex husband was at his football match and said he would be home at 1pm.

5pm, arrived, Sommer, steaming in the kitchen, I fored the children up, plated up his meal, told the children

'Lets go and find Daddy'

'yes, mummy, lets'

Bundled kids, food and me into the car, drove to the pub, kids were chanting 'daddy, daddy, we love you, we want to see you'

I had them singing in the car on the way there.

Walked in, saw him surrounded by his friends, placed his meal in front of him, told him'Darling, the children were missing you so much, I jsut had to bring them to you'

Picked up my car keys kissed the children bye, told them to have a wonderful time with Daddy and marched out.

LOL - Those were the days...



laugh laugh I would consider that very rational...laugh

Now if you had chucked the plate of food at him....laugh laugh



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
It was one of my finer moments.

Almost like when he appeared shocked that he had divorce papers through the mail.

He called me 'I have had some divorce papers'

Me: 'Hell no', I said, 'Who from?' Was it your wife, when she found out you had been having an affair for three years?

Men? Dontcha just luv em?




Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
jbibiza: I would consider that very rational...

Now if you had chucked the plate of food at him....


Oh come J, dignity, please...

I was worried I would drench my children.

gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
which reminds me......

food.....

shites....I'm so laid back today and feeling lazy I don't feel like getting up...

would any of you ladies like to volunteer and get something to eat whipped out?

grin

*******waiting for the aggro*******

oh...afterthought...and i mean real food........



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
gozoman2: which reminds me......

food.....

shites....I'm so laid back today and feeling lazy I don't feel like getting up...

would any of you ladies like to volunteer and get something to eat whipped out?



*******waiting for the aggro*******

oh...afterthought...and i mean real food........


What would you like Sir?

Spotted Dick?

I can find you a woman that will have you running for the 'special clinic'

Or how about, 'mincemeat cobbler?'

That should sort the rough from the smooth!

grin
pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
I think men work to be umcomplicated. I interview a lot of men for my romance novels, and a lot of them say they work hard not to be complicated. Because they would be emotional wrecks if they did not work at it.
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
gozoman2: which reminds me......

food.....

shites....I'm so laid back today and feeling lazy I don't feel like getting up...

would any of you ladies like to volunteer and get something to eat whipped out?



*******waiting for the aggro*******

oh...afterthought...and i mean real food........


laugh

well I just made a huuuge three cheese and ham omelette if you want some.



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
pubwrite08: I think men work to be umcomplicated. I interview a lot of men for my romance novels, and a lot of them say they work hard not to be complicated. Because they would be emotional wrecks if they did not work at it.


What a great post.

However, is it not that men, just are not complicated?

I do not think they are.

Same as us women, we are not complicated.

We just complicate things!

jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
I´ve got a nice big pot of homemade Chicken Noodle soup simmering on the stove...mmmmmmmmmmmmm perfect day for soup, the storm I thought was coming is here... usually the sea is really calm here, but now it´s crashing against the rocks and a dark and cloudy sky has rolled in... I love storms, but it would be nice to have someone other then the dog to cuddle with...laugh



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
I have a glass of wine, a man in bed...




Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Claayer: well I just made a huuuge three cheese and ham omelette if you want some.


Love some...

Glass of wine?

gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Claayer: well I just made a huuuge three cheese and ham omelette if you want some.


laugh

actually set a snack going...one of the most intelligent inventions for the single person.......noodle packs.....

grin
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Sommerauer71: I have a glass of wine, a man in bed...


grrrrrr frustrated frustrated

I am SO jealous!

(yep see.. jealous.. not even envious) giggle
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Sommerauer71: I have a glass of wine, a man in bed...


so what's new?

since Xmas all we're been having is ....'the man in the bed' thingy......

you really want to rub it some more??

snooty snooty snooty
jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Sommerauer71: I have a glass of wine, a man in bed...


What the hell are you doing on line woman????!!!!! Get thee back to bed! laugh



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
men are uncomplicated because we only need three things in life.

The three "P's"



Power

Pot

Poontang!!professor
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Sommerauer71: Love some...

Glass of wine?


Well.. of a choice of two, I would go for the man in bed option.

Not yours of course.. but yanno. laugh

Bugger it!.. I'll just make do with the wine then.. mumbling


laugh wine
Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
pretzelman: men are uncomplicated because we only need three things in life.

The three "P's"
Power

Pot

Poontang!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




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