Why are men so uncomplicated

Why are men so uncomplicated?

Forums Home » Sex & Dating » Why are men so uncomplicated?

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:02 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

gozoman2: so what's new?

since Xmas all we're been having is ....'the man in the bed' thingy......

you really want to rub it some more??

Eh!

It has been a long time for this lil girl...

I will 'you really want to rub it some more' you in a minute.

Custard? with your spotted dick?

How many men have dreamt of Claire in a vat of custard?

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:03 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

gozoman2: so what's new?

since Xmas all we're been having is ....'the man in the bed' thingy......

you really want to rub it some more??

sowwy...rub it IN some more....

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:03 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

pretzelman: men are uncomplicated because we only need three things in life.

The three "P's"
Power

Pot

Poontang!!

'Ears are pricked'

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:04 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Sommerauer71: Eh!

It has been a long time for this lil girl...

I will 'you really want to rub it some more' you in a minute.

Custard? with your spotted dick?

How many men have dreamt of Claire in a vat of custard?

I asked for that one.....

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:04 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

gozoman2: sowwy...rub it IN some more....

I understood you...

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:04 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

gozoman2: so what's new?

since Xmas all we're been having is ....'the man in the bed' thingy......

you really want to rub it some more??

Has she? grrrr..

Mind you.. I cant blame her.. I'm sure MOST of us would do that same ...

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:04 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

gozoman2: I asked for that one.....

Walked right into it...

Like a rabbit, running from the tiger, running straight to the lioness.

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:05 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

I'd have EATEN most of it before they got 2 mins into the dream..

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:06 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Sommerauer71: 'Ears are pricked'

That's not what is supposed to get "pricked"

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:07 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Claayer: I'd have EATEN most of it before they got 2 mins into the dream..

Don't say that!

I want them to come in and tell the truth.

God, I love custard...

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:08 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

pretzelman: That's not what is supposed to get "pricked"

Is that so?

Well they are.

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:09 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Sommerauer71: Walked right into it...

Like a rabbit, running from the tiger, running straight to the lioness.

ha.....a guy back's off and like I said in the other thread.....

the woman HAS to push the last word down one's throat now doesn't she.....

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:09 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Sommerauer71: Walked right into it...

Like a rabbit, running from the tiger, running straight to the lioness.

ha.....a guy back's off and like I said in the other thread.....

the woman HAS to push the last word down one's throat now doesn't she.....

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:13 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

gozoman2: ha.....a guy back's off and like I said in the other thread.....

the woman HAS to push the last word down one's throat now doesn't she.....

No.

We just know how to get you lot with nipples and dangly bits all in a lather...

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Mirodenia Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:19 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Thanks to Miss Sommer for this thread.
I think men are so much more uncomplicated (how you very delicately described in your nice little elegant thread) because of their ancestors.
Yah, the warriors!
These warriors suppose to have the mind and eyes wide open to smell the danger from any corner it could occur.
Men always smell and analyse the entrance of a building or a room, they need to sniff sniff danger..

They like naughty women because in fact they like danger.

The remote control is a kind of a lover, the perfect one.
TOUCH AND GO!

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:21 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Mirodenia: Thanks to Miss Sommer for this thread.
I think men are so much more uncomplicated (how you very delicately described in your nice little elegant thread) because of their ancestors.
Yah, the warriors!
These warriors suppose to have the mind and eyes wide open to smell the danger from any corner it could occur.
Men always smell and analyse the entrance of a building or a room, they need to sniff sniff danger..

They like naughty women because in fact they like danger.

The remote control is a kind of a lover, the perfect one.
TOUCH AND GO!

Perfect, I love it when you are here darling.

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

DizzyDi Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:52 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

men can be un/complecated if we let them, 1st husband knew if he wasn't home for a certain time his dinner would be in the dog, great fun watching him run along the avenue to try and beat me feeding it to the dog!

it took me years to realise that they can not read our minds and you have to say how you feel

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria

Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:54 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

DizzyDi: men can be un/complecated if we let them, 1st husband knew if he wasn't home for a certain time his dinner would be in the dog, great fun watching him run along the avenue to try and beat me feeding it to the dog!

it took me years to realise that they can not read our minds and you have to say how you feel

Hi Di...

How is my fave Lancashire lass.

'Dinner is in the dog'

Love it.

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Tamarin somewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK

Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:05 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Claayer: Helloooo

Yeah thats kind of where I'm leaning I think.. everything fits.
I'm just scared of the boredom factor.. (which might NOT actually happen)... But I do think its a safer ride.

Anyhoooo.. I am keeping my options open for now.. .

Keeping your options open can mess with your head in the end...

You maybe pleasantly surprised that there is more to the steady'
calm...what you think is slightly boring...

He may be hiding his exciting, fun, romantic, loving and very surprising side...

The other guy may be just all talk in the end and fail to deliver... in my opinion anyway....

Do you want long term or not is the question you have to ask yourself?

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

DizzyDi Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK

Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:07 AM CST : Why are men so uncomplicated?

Sommerauer71: Hi Di...

How is my fave Lancashire lass.

'Dinner is in the dog'

Love it.

did it for years

I am fine now thanks, got kids sorted, don't think I would let another man move in here cos it's so peacefull

Quote Reply report this post

^ Back to top

Top of the page ^

Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »

If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »

Connecting Singles^® Forums 100% Free Online Dating

Forums Nav

Create New

Forums

Forum Categories

Forum Help