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jbibiza: I´m so glad that you feel qualified to speak for the entire male species... what a special guy you are.

Sommerauer71: I mean, ladies, what do you think?

They own a wallet, five pairs of shoes, their bathrom cabinets are empty, big vast holes, I want to put my lotions, potions, nail polish and some of them even have space for my still boxed shoes.. Perfect, storage problem over.

No, seriously, I had one friend, who said and mods, s'cuse my profanity here, 'feed him and fuck him' In a sense I get that.

So, why are they so easy?

Football! What is it about football? Men love it. They go to the pub, to watch TV. I got to the pub to have a gin and tonic, mingle, chat, but oh no, you move between men and happen to glance the eye of a woman who is pretty pissed off watching her man's team, oh and if they lose, well, life is pretty miserable.

So, I avoid those, football pubs, for fear of being shouted down when I move to go to the ladies, I am greeted with cries of 'bloody women, interfering in my viewing of the beautiful game' So avoid them, go to a nice wine bar and have a nice glass of wine and wait for the game where they all squabble over one ball. Easy.

Remote controls.

Well, I admit.
Hardly, but all you have said is the true.
But. Bloody: But.
When you will need us and tolerate us only for chasing butter in a frig?
Oh yes, that will be the day.
Would like to live so long.
I don't buy this.
That will be the same day when we will notice that you have changed the color of your nails.
Newer.
Not before.
We love you because you are so imperfect perfect that we ca not resist to you. You are adorable.
Stay knowing to say to your Man where is the butter.
Costs nothing but brings a lot of benefits.


Men and remote controls, they love them. Flick, flick, flick. All the time,it is like being in a slot machine place. Lights flashing all the time.. So, to ease that problem, take the batteries out. Simple.

Men can never find the butter in the fridge. They open the door, and shout 'Where is the butter?' Expecting it to jump out, just put a sign up saying 'DARLING, THIS IS THE BUTTER'

Solved.

Attractive women and porn. Men always get caught out looking at these and they think we do not know. What they fail to realise is that whilst they have better spatial reasoning than us wimmen, we have better peripheal vision, we can ogle a man out of the corner of our eye and never get caught... Solution, buy back copies of porn magazines, and when he is caught ogling a beautiful girl, tell him, 'Yep, she is gorgeous, I would shag her too' Stumped.

They are so easy to understand, and we like it that they think that we are hard to understand, we are not, but it is ok to let them think that we are...

Ladies, men are so uncomplicated... They can never find their black socks in the drawer, but you can guarantee their CDS, are all in alphabetical order, their three iron is beautifully polished and their paper form money is in chronological order.

So the secret is, to indulge them, bring in more shoes, more lotions and really make them wonder what we are all about, whilst we smile secretly to ourselves, knowing full well that we have them all worked out.

He thinks he can get me by posting why we wimmen are so complicated?

Darling, good morning!

And world, good morning.

COSMICDUST: You bet I am.
The bad new is, I cannot say the same thing about you, but I sincerely hope, your perception about human life, will improve over time, just keep trying... We are here to help.

LACali: I know this was written in a lighthearted way and it was nice to read and to read all the comments. But I don't find anything simple about men. I find they have all the emotions (really!) and depth of women but hide it. If men were so uncomplicated and all they needed was food, sex and football there would be no divorce. I can read signals from my girlfriends when something's wrong and when I ask they tell me. Men always shut down when they're upset or not feeling well and if I walk away or keep asking either way it blows up. As I've gotten older and more experienced I've gained exactly zero insight.
So, Sommer I enjoyed your post but I have to respectfully disagree.

mbcasey: "Men and remote controls, they love them. Flick, flick, flick. All the time,it is like being in a slot machine place. Lights flashing all the time.. So, to ease that problem, take the batteries out. Simple."I think the same wording can be used about women and their BOBs...

dragonfly88: did you mean boobs?

or Big Obsidian Bonbons ?

mbcasey: If their BOB is obsidian, be careful, be very careful...

jbibiza: If all men were like you there would be no need for condoms...nor would we need to worry about over populating the earth.

It´s a very weak man indeed who fears women who are smart and independent and a moron to not realize when people are having a laugh. This thread was posted in response to another humorous thread about the complication of women.

If you could get beyond your hatred and narrow preconceived notions about women in general... you might have actually seen the humour in the thread.

COSMICDUST: There is a special section in the forums, for humor, and next time you comment make sure you document your self properly.
Have you read all the pages? Did you fine it humorous?
If you did, then you must be the moron, you were talking about.
Please spare me of your nonsense.

dragonfly88: I'm thick... I'm dumb today...

gosh... it's all this xmas eating I'm suffed and I don't know what a bob is...

a hair style?

COSMICDUST: There is a special section in the forums, for humor, and next time you comment make sure you document your self properly.
Have you read all the pages? Did you fine it humorous?
If you did, then you must be the moron, you were talking about.
Please spare me of your nonsense.

mbcasey: Battery Operated Boyfriend



Hairstyle not included...neither are batteries...

LACali: Oh, sorry too serious this morning-it's only 8am. Probably pissed off Sommer too with my analysis.

dragonfly88: can't stop laughing

thanks for clarification

mbcasey: Your welcome...and please be careful with your obsidian BOB, ok?

Tater: I think you post was nice and I agreed with it, for the most part. Men are expected to be the tough protector and the one expected to right all the wrongs, so if we broke down and cried all the time, it would be seen as weakness in a sense. Ladies just have to ask themselves. " If your man cried because he stubbed his toe or he was getting a bald spot. or had a bad day at work then came home and seen it had been broken into.. How they they preceive thier men....???????????

We have the same feelings as women but only the most important things get to us. When people are down they need a stronger person to lean on, right? well if he is crying and don't know what to do either, what happens.....I think most men look at it like this, I do.....Our goal as a man is to provide security for our family and
provide basic needs and some wants of our family
we want to see our family happy and it hurts are feelings when a family member or famly is unhappy, we want to ease the pain that they are going through.... But only on serious issues

it doesn't make us sad when your(generalizing) crying because of things like:the heel of your shoe broke, your hair won't take the perm you wanted. shit like that...all that does is piss us off. WE know they are things in life that aren't going to go right, so we know you just have to deal with it sometimes. and the more things a woman whines about on that level the less chance she will every find a man who will tolerate her.

WE also know that alot of the times women cry(whine over silly stuff, just for attention. period... They want to see how many hoops her man will goes through to ease her (over-emphisised)mis-spelled ..crisis.. That will show her (how much he really loves her) and in reality it is just to see how whooped he is and how much control she can have over him.(it just a power trip)..

I'll stop the novel there...

gingerb: This is a load of unadulterated, misguided, chauvanistic, ego salving, uneducated, stereotypical, low self esteem, oozing narrowmindedness, that shows no understanding of women whatsoever!

Tater: I think you post was nice and I agreed with it, for the most part. Men are expected to be the tough protector and the one expected to right all the wrongs, so if we broke down and cried all the time, it would be seen as weakness in a sense. Ladies just have to ask themselves. " If your man cried because he stubbed his toe or he was getting a bald spot. or had a bad day at work then came home and seen it had been broken into.. How they they preceive thier men....???????????

We have the same feelings as women but only the most important things get to us. When people are down they need a stronger person to lean on, right? well if he is crying and don't know what to do either, what happens.....I think most men look at it like this, I do.....Our goal as a man is to provide security for our family and
provide basic needs and some wants of our family
we want to see our family happy and it hurts are feelings when a family member or famly is unhappy, we want to ease the pain that they are going through.... But only on serious issues

it doesn't make us sad when your(generalizing) crying because of things like:the heel of your shoe broke, your hair won't take the perm you wanted. shit like that...all that does is piss us off. WE know they are things in life that aren't going to go right, so we know you just have to deal with it sometimes. and the more things a woman whines about on that level the less chance she will every find a man who will tolerate her.

WE also know that alot of the times women cry(whine over silly stuff, just for attention. period... They want to see how many hoops her man will goes through to ease her (over-emphisised)mis-spelled ..crisis.. That will show her (how much he really loves her) and in reality it is just to see how whooped he is and how much control she can have over him.(it just a power trip)..

I'll stop the novel there...