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crossbeach Fuerteventura, Canarias Spain
A story about a guy who goes to his doctor. He's wearing a top hat. He sits down and takes off his hat. The doctor sees a frog sitting on his bald head. He looks more closely, and sees that the frog seems to be soldered to the skin.

- « You've had this for a long time ? », says the doctor, surprised.

The frog replies : « At first it was only a little wart on my foot ».
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
caught off guard with that one!!rolling on the floor laughing laugh
ooby_dooby Ashland, Virginia USA
I heard a similar version years ago.

A man walks into a docs office with a Flamingo on his head. Startled, the doctor asks Can I help you? The Flamingo says, "You can get the MAN out from under my feet."

I like the frog one better.




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