Paco from seville

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crossbeach Fuerteventura, Canarias Spain
A man sits on the train bound for Seville, waiting for the train starts from the madrid station. At that time, a amazing beautifull woman is entering the train. He watch her that is directed toward his seat and...
God exists! She get accommodation at the place next door.

After much hesitation, the final question with shyness: "Hello... What are you going to Seville? Do you work or pleasure? She looks at him and answered so sensual:

-Labor. I'm going to the Third Annual Convention nymphomaniac of the European Union.

Swallow salive. Here is one of the most beautiful women he has seen in his life, seated at his side and goes to a convention of nymphomaniac! Struggling to maintain composure, he asked pretending to be calm:

Ah yes, of nymphomaniac... And what exactly do you do at this convention, if not indiscretion?

No, by God. I am one of the speakers, she responds. I speak from my long experience, to dismantle many misconceptions about sexuality topics.

- Really? -smiles- And what are these topics?

-Well… as you know, they say that black men are better endowed physically, when it is not true in reality are the Cherokee Indians who possess this quality.

Another popular myth is that the French are the best lovers, when in fact they are of Polish descent.

And we have also found that the most ardent in any category, with origins in Seville.

Suddenly women are uncomfortable and blush:

-Pardon- she-said, what a shame, really should not be talking about this issue with you, when I do not even know your name...

-White Cloud- he answered. White Cloud Kowalsky, but everyone calls me Paco... Paco from Seville



southmiami Tampa, Florida USA
This joke story really made me laugh..........
That White Cloud Kowalsky to the .........Paco from Sevilla was so good.
I think if the Cherokee indians were to read this they would probably give you a big token of appreciation!!
Have a wonderful New Year's.
crossbeach Fuerteventura, Canarias Spain
thank you.. by the way i'm not from seville and i'm not called paco (teddybear )




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