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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:42 PM CST : Love Lives

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes.

The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"

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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:45 PM CST : Love Lives
Funny stuff Desrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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TeArawa Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:46 PM CST : Love Lives
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Too Funny! thumbs up
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WhatUwish4 Jacksonville, Florida USA
Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:50 PM CST : Love Lives
Oh now that's just wrong!
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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:52 PM CST : Love Lives
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