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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell), Tennessee USA
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart..
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband replies: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its only half the price!'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25.......man down!'



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xoredheadxo Richwood, West Virginia USA
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Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA


rolling on the floor laughing Sounds like something I could say. rolling on the floor laughing



BrEyes Dallas, Texas USA
Brilliant! banana
livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

Hi Kansan, I'll take that case of bud, if it's but light
in a bottle and very cold. laugh

She knocked him right out.


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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Only 1 case??confused I never understood just ONE..sigh
mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
OMG....that was tooooo funny!!rolling on the floor laughing



Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
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Acute Islamabad, Islamabad Pakistan
During combined shopping, husbands are at the disposal of their wives hence husbands must behave like an obedient servant.laugh
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Indyfella: Sounds like something I could say.
professor !!!!rolling on the floor laughing
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Conrad73: !!!!





Hi Conrad, How's life treating you in beautiful Switzerland?wave



Marseilles Somewhere, Indiana USA
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