We can be bad little boys and girls now until about October. Then we be good. Poor ole Santa is getting so old and his list so long that we can slip under the radar. We get the presents anyhoo or we threaten to sue for discrimination against bad little boys and girls. Then we can sue for pain and suffering. We then can blame our whole lives on Santa. Santa will settle out of court and we will get presents for life (expensive good presents)and don't have to nice!
Thats a modern way to spend Christmas!
Make Santa carry a pooper scooper too.