On A Lighter Note.... Where's The Damn Coffee!!!

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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

I make serious coffee... so strong it wakes the neighbors!!!

If you will excuse me for a minute, I'm going to have a cup
of coffee.

Is their life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee.
There is life AFTER coffee.

The world's costliest coffee, at $130 a pound is called Kopi
Luwak. Essentially, it is the droppings from a type of marsupial
that eats only the very best coffee beans. Plantation workers
track them and scoop their precious poop. By cracky, I think
we should all rush out and have a cup.

Coffee falls into the stomach...ideas begin to move, things
remembered arrive at full gallop...the shafts of wit start
up like sharp-shooters, smiles arise, the paper is covered
with ink.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send
a sweet offering odor to the nostrils.

Coffee and love taste best when hot.

I can't do anything right till I have smoked a coffee and had
a cup of cigarette.

I can touch my heart, when I hold my cup, I can feel my soul
when I sip my coffee, this moment looks like when I reflect
myself in a pond, I cannot touch myself, I can only see my
image, but I know who I am and where I am. I drink coffee
alone in the early morning to find myself.



BrEyes Dallas, Texas USA
I agree - can't get the body or the brain moving til after that firat GREAT cup of coffee in the morning. Enjoying mine now! Have a great day.
DarkKnight2032 Salt Lake City, Utah USA
Upper cupboard, back behind the Canned soups. grin
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
DarkKnight2032: Upper cupboard, back behind the Canned soups.



Mornin' DK, Do you have it brewin' now? hug
DarkKnight2032 Salt Lake City, Utah USA
sassy49senior: Mornin' DK, Do you have it brewin' now?


Morning Sassy, hug

I have my tea right next to me. I enjoy coffee, but my ice tea works more wonders for me. wine



Dusty45 Louisville, Kentucky USA
I'm not a big coffee drinker but if I can read good writing like this and it gives me a chuckle then maybe it's even better than 'serious' coffee. Thanks heart wings



readyornot0 stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland
tea every time and any time made in the pot,strong with milk and sugar the english way.Fortnum and masons do the best ones
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Not even my dogs talk to me before I have coffee..sigh
tina_olson Westby, Wisconsin USA
I am with you Sassy--good morning--love my morning coffee and strong also---bad news this morning forgot I needed to get coffee filters so, looks like it is a shower and off to the store...
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
BEWARE!!!!!!!! I am only on my second cup..
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
tina_olson: I am with you Sassy--good morning--love my morning coffee and strong also---bad news this morning forgot I needed to get coffee filters so, looks like it is a shower and off to the store...


Paper towel..............
tina_olson Westby, Wisconsin USA
HJFinAZ: Paper towel..............



Will give it a try-thanks!!laugh
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Adding creme and/or sugar to coffee is like mixing coke with good sippin whiskey.doh (or buying a bottle and keeping the cap)confused
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
A sip?? confused What the hell is a "sip"??devil
tina_olson Westby, Wisconsin USA
Well paper towel worked-enjoying a later than usual cup...
Hope everyone has a great Monday!
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
And they say paper towels are for cleaning up spills.sigh
Sorry. Can't talk.
Removing old nail polish with my leftover coffee.

cheers
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
sassy49senior: I make serious coffee... so strong it wakes the neighbors!!!

If you will excuse me for a minute, I'm going to have a cup
of coffee.

Is their life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee.
There is life AFTER coffee.

The world's costliest coffee, at $130 a pound is called Kopi
Luwak. Essentially, it is the droppings from a type of marsupial
that eats only the very best coffee beans. Plantation workers
track them and scoop their precious poop. By cracky, I think
we should all rush out and have a cup.


Coffee falls into the stomach...ideas begin to move, things
remembered arrive at full gallop...the shafts of wit start
up like sharp-shooters, smiles arise, the paper is covered
with ink.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send
a sweet offering odor to the nostrils.

Coffee and love taste best when hot.

I can't do anything right till I have smoked a coffee and had
a cup of cigarette.

I can touch my heart, when I hold my cup, I can feel my soul
when I sip my coffee, this moment looks like when I reflect
myself in a pond, I cannot touch myself, I can only see my
image, but I know who I am and where I am. I drink coffee
alone in the early morning to find myself.


I'm not much of a coffee drinker...but that cracked me up! Oh yes, we humans are funny creatures. We will spend more per pound for pooped coffee than we do for coffee. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



laura225 Somewhere, New York USA

wave Love your serenades to coffee, Sassy!

sassy49senior:

The world's costliest coffee, at $130 a pound is called Kopi
Luwak. Essentially, it is the droppings from a type of marsupial
that eats only the very best coffee beans. Plantation workers
track them and scoop their precious poop. By cracky, I think
we should all rush out and have a cup.



I was always amused by this one.

Can't say I'd rush to have a cup, but surely would like to see it being grind and brewed uh oh laugh




laura225 Somewhere, New York USA
tina_olson: Well paper towel worked-enjoying a later than usual cup...
Hope everyone has a great Monday!

cool

laugh Pat saved your morning, Tina. You owe him.




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