On A Lighter Note.... Where's The Damn Coffee!!!

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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

Well I got my pot drained about an hour ago. Well now switch
to pink lemonade crystal light. Good Stuff. applause
woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
Still working on mine here! Columbian, the stronger the better! Used to have to have my morning drugs, nicotine and cafeine, to get the heart pumping up to speed!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Down to just the coffee now and that I'll NEVER give up. Don't know about the monkey drop coffee, but I think the best coffee I've ever had was in Paris. Just fantastic!
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
woody636: Still working on mine here! Columbian, the stronger the better! Used to have to have my morning drugs, nicotine and cafeine, to get the heart pumping up to speed! Down to just the coffee now and that I'll NEVER give up. Don't know about the monkey drop coffee, but I think the best coffee I've ever had was in Paris. Just fantastic!





Hi Woody, Hope your having a great day with a good cup of
strong caffeine for a jump start. laugh
woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
sassy49senior: Hi Woody, Hope your having a great day with a good cup of
strong caffeine for a jump start.


On the 4th cup now; couple more and I'm good to go. Can tell when the hair on the back of my neck stands up!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Back at ya, darlin! Have a great one!wave



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
I tried to send you a cup of coffee, but the mods in their infinate wisdom alerted me that I alraedy "flowered" you in the last 24 hours!!laugh
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
sassy49senior: I make serious coffee... so strong it wakes the neighbors!!!

If you will excuse me for a minute, I'm going to have a cup
of coffee.

Is their life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee.
There is life AFTER coffee.

The world's costliest coffee, at $130 a pound is called Kopi
Luwak. Essentially, it is the droppings from a type of marsupial
that eats only the very best coffee beans. Plantation workers
track them and scoop their precious poop. By cracky, I think
we should all rush out and have a cup.

Coffee falls into the stomach...ideas begin to move, things
remembered arrive at full gallop...the shafts of wit start
up like sharp-shooters, smiles arise, the paper is covered
with ink.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send
a sweet offering odor to the nostrils.

Coffee and love taste best when hot.

I can't do anything right till I have smoked a coffee and had
a cup of cigarette.

I can touch my heart, when I hold my cup, I can feel my soul
when I sip my coffee, this moment looks like when I reflect
myself in a pond, I cannot touch myself, I can only see my
image, but I know who I am and where I am. I drink coffee
alone in the early morning to find myself.


Ode to Coffee............love it Sassy,

When I used to stress a lot I lived on Nicotine and Caffeine.
Still love my coffee in the mornings but have to regulate it as I would just drink too much.

hug



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
sassy49senior: I make serious coffee... so strong it wakes the neighbors!!!

If you will excuse me for a minute, I'm going to have a cup
of coffee.

Is their life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee.
There is life AFTER coffee.

The world's costliest coffee, at $130 a pound is called Kopi
Luwak. Essentially, it is the droppings from a type of marsupial
that eats only the very best coffee beans. Plantation workers
track them and scoop their precious poop. By cracky, I think
we should all rush out and have a cup.

Coffee falls into the stomach...ideas begin to move, things
remembered arrive at full gallop...the shafts of wit start
up like sharp-shooters, smiles arise, the paper is covered
with ink.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send
a sweet offering odor to the nostrils.

Coffee and love taste best when hot.

I can't do anything right till I have smoked a coffee and had
a cup of cigarette.

I can touch my heart, when I hold my cup, I can feel my soul
when I sip my coffee, this moment looks like when I reflect
myself in a pond, I cannot touch myself, I can only see my
image, but I know who I am and where I am.
I drink coffee
alone in the early morning to find myself.



Seek help....immediately!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
vinny1967: Ode to Coffee............love it Sassy,

When I used to stress a lot I lived on Nicotine and Caffeine.
Still love my coffee in the mornings but have to regulate it as I would just drink too much.





Vinny how are ya, ya good- looking' guy? See I know I can
make those comments to you because you are sooooo far
away. wink I do probably allow myself too much caffeine
during the cold months. But when it;s warm it's back to
ice water and 7-UP. hug
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
pretzelman: Seek help....immediately!!





Hi sweety, You have a flower. cheers bouquet



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
sassy49senior: Hi sweety, You have a flower.



Got it! Drank it!! Now I see my soul!!rolling on the floor laughing
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
pretzelman: Got it! Drank it!! Now I see my soul!!





Oh God no, we are in trouble, this ornery cuss has a soul. laugh teddybear



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Black as Hell....just likle my coffeelaugh
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
pretzelman: Black as Hell....just likle my coffee






OK Now tell me, how do you like your women? wink



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
tongue ....there'a a hidden message therelaugh
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
pretzelman: ....there'a a hidden message there




Aww would I do something like that to such a sweet guy? dunno
HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
sassy49senior: Well I got my pot drained about an hour ago. Well now switch
to pink lemonade crystal light. Good Stuff.


WHAT??????????? You stop after ONE pot??confused


sigh
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
HJFinAZ: WHAT??????????? You stop after ONE pot??






No way HJ, I drink another pot in the evening. laugh




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