Bubba & his new truck..

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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.



'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'




'Tammie give it to me.' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the
road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!'



mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
HJFinAZ: One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'

'Tammie give it to me.' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the
road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!'


laugh rolling on the floor laughing
eve1woman dublin, Dublin Ireland
HJFinAZ: One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'

'Tammie give it to me.' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the
road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!'


feckin eejit!!!!rolling on the floor laughing
Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Bubba is probably a good southern redneck from Mississippi.
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA

From a woman's perspective, she was much better off
without him. wink




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