Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!

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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:59 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!

One morning while making breakfast a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on her butt and said,"You know if you
firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this
was on the edge of intolerable,she thought herself better and
replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife
with a pinch on the breast and said,"You know if you firmed
these up we could get rid of your bra. This was beyond a silent
response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place she said," You know if you firmed
this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the
poolman and your brother.




WAKE UP PEEPS IT'S TIME FOR COFFEE AND LAUGHING rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:11 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
Well, you know there is a lot of truth to that, and thetruth is always funny.rolling on the floor laughing
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tina_olson Westby, Wisconsin USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:15 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
That's a good one Sassy...laugh I am enjoying my morning coffee and just wanted to say I look forward to your post's with a cup in the morning....thumbs up
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:19 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
tina_olson: That's a good one Sassy... I am enjoying my morning coffee and just wanted to say I look forward to your post's with a cup in the morning....




T/Y Tina, Just thought I would shock everyone this morning
and see if they are really awake. On my 2nd cup. cheers
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:21 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
pubwrite08: Well, you know there is a lot of truth to that, and thetruth is always funny.




T/Y Pudwrite08, A cup of coffee and add a few laughs, makes
for a good day. cheers
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tina_olson Westby, Wisconsin USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:23 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
sassy49senior: T/Y Tina, Just thought I would shock everyone this morning
and see if they are really awake. On my 2nd cup.


Going to go and grab my 3rd--waiting for the snow storm to hit here...At least I remembered to pick up coffee filters yesterday, although the paper towel trick worked fine yesterday..laugh
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:49 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
tina_olson: Going to go and grab my 3rd--waiting for the snow storm to hit here...At least I remembered to pick up coffee filters yesterday, although the paper towel trick worked fine yesterday..


My Mr. Coffee has a reusable filter, being old & senile I would never remember to buy filters and that would NOT be a pretty picture..very mad

It also has a timer, if I wake up before the coffee is done, the dogs RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!help

Now, where can I find a milk lady, pool lady, mail lady, laundry lady, house cleaning lady, etc, etc, etc??confused

OH WELL, racing season starts again in 2 months and I will get to see the Trophy Girls...grin
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tina_olson Westby, Wisconsin USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:07 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!





Now, where can I find a milk lady, pool lady, mail lady, laundry lady, house cleaning lady, etc, etc, etc??

Funny you should say that--I have been a housekeeper for 3 bachelors for the past 5 years-I do there laundry,dishes-etc..I recently told them I was going to work on finding them wives who could take care of them-but of course they said why-they have melaugh
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:11 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
sassy49senior: One morning while making breakfast a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on her butt and said,"You know if you
firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this
was on the edge of intolerable,she thought herself better and
replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife
with a pinch on the breast and said,"You know if you firmed
these up we could get rid of your bra. This was beyond a silent
response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place she said," You know if you firmed
this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the
poolman and your brother.

WAKE UP PEEPS IT'S TIME FOR COFFEE AND LAUGHING


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Very funny, Sassy! Enjoy your morning cuppa! beer (no coffee emoticon, best I can do)
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:11 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
tina_olson: Now, where can I find a milk lady, pool lady, mail lady, laundry lady, house cleaning lady, etc, etc, etc??

Funny you should say that--I have been a housekeeper for 3 bachelors for the past 5 years-I do there laundry,dishes-etc..I recently told them I was going to work on finding them wives who could take care of them-but of course they said why-they have me


Being retired, I do all that stuff for myself, but then I always did help out a little, some would say I am rather "anal" about housekeeping..sigh

If only I could find one as insane as I am...yay


But STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!!very mad
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:24 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
druidess6308: Very funny, Sassy! Enjoy your morning cuppa! (no coffee emoticon, best I can do)




T/Y Dru, I have been awake since the wee hours so I guess
I decided how about a laugh with our drink of choice today.
Are you feeling some better? I thought of you off and on
yesterday. Hope this day keeps a smile on your face. hug
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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:27 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
sassy49senior: WAKE UP PEEPS IT'S TIME FOR COFFEE AND LAUGHING


rolling on the floor laughing

Plenty of coffee already here, thanks for the laughs!
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:28 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
HJFinAZ: Being retired, I do all that stuff for myself, but then I always did help out a little, some would say I am rather "anal" about housekeeping..

If only I could find one as insane as I am... But STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!!




They don't get much more insane than I, HJ(lol)Just Kiddingwink Are you ready for your trip? You lucky
dawg you. I don't go too far until the weather gets much
better. Here's a cup of the black stuff for ya. cheers
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:29 AM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
mike69spain: Plenty of coffee already here, thanks for the laughs!





Why T/Y Mike, Hope all is well with you. cheers
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:06 PM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
sassy49senior: Why T/Y Mike, Hope all is well with you.





And now she goes for more coffee, hazelnut cheers
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:25 PM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
Good morning, nice lady!!wink
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:51 PM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
pretzelman: Good morning, nice lady!!





Good Afternoon sweet man hug
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:04 PM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
sassy49senior: They don't get much more insane than I, HJ(lol)Just Kidding Are you ready for your trip? You lucky
dawg you. I don't go too far until the weather gets much
better. Here's a cup of the black stuff for ya.


I have not even packed yet..mumbling
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:06 PM CST : Amazing It's Not About Coffee... Am I Sick!!!
I will be gone 4 nights/5 days... WHat to wear???confused

Will I take "enough" along? How many different "outfits"?? ANd shoes, I cannot forget shoes..sigh




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