funnylovgal: so vinny did it work what you bought
Yeah it did actually
It's a bit of a disaster actually so if you'll just bear with me.
I blame Sassy for this and when I see her I'm just goin to spank her
Well anyway I went by the instructions and after takin 5 of them it grew soooo long.
Well anyway I had a date last night and I didnt know what to do with it so I tied it to my leg.
The date was brilliant as I hav been dying to meet thei woman for ages.
Anyway we were gazin into each others eyes that bit longer than we should and holdin hands walkin around Dublin with all the light.
We both knew we wanted it and it was going to happen. She had and apartment and we went back to her place.
As we were making our way up the deserted stairs she stopped and turned to me. I was below her as I'm a gentlerman
Well anyway she stared into my eyes and started to kiss me. It was the best first kiss ever. Sensual, light yet intense.
It was then that it all went wrong
I ended up kicking the poor girl in the face
