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What ?? is everyone just in a c* of a mood today ??

Cunt of a mood????...holy noly, I've got cunt on my mind!!!!...

Kudos for trying! I think some have found it's easier to bicker with strangers than enjoy the company of peacemakers!

Thanks to Scooterman in the EU....

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they had sex the husband would put his pocket change into a piggy bank on the bedside table. One night, while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the bank to the floor where it smashed. To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there were handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. His curiosity got the best of him and he asked his wife for an explanation.


"Well," she replied, "Not everyone is as cheap as you are."

thats what we say here ,i have some stories of cunts but they all come with porn names bit like you really <---------- stick in left ear

"Always on my mind... always on my mind"

I think it was the nekkid member that frightened them all away


but yeah you could be right

Scooterman's page in the EU:

A body builder walks into a bar, and after a while and a few drinks, picks up a girl, and decided to head back to his place. By the time they got home he saw that the girl was so excited that he rips off his shirt, points to the bulging biceps and says, "See these baby - 1000lbs. of dynamite!"

The girl becomes even more excited. Seeing this, he then tears off his jeans, points to his muscular thighs and says, "See these baby - 1000lbs. of dynamite!"

The girl can hardly contain herself at this point. So finally, he drops his "fruit of the looms". The girl jumps up and runs for the door, the guy catches up with her and says, "Baby, where are you going?"

She replies, "With 2000lbs. of dynamite and such a short fuse I was afraid you were going to explode!"

bump

And DeeDee, I love that "cunt of a mood." Think I'll start using it to describe my sweetie when she's being an arse.

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: 'Bernie is dead.'"

The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words."

The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."

good one!

Nah it's why i'm on here

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.

'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'


Katie!!

again


hey paul!!! fancy seeing you here

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day, he went into the nursing office and informed the nurse that his penis had died.

The nurse realized that Mr. Smith was an old and forgetful gentleman, so she decided to play along with him. " It did? I'm so sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls of the nursing. To the nurses surprise, his penis was hanging outside his pants. " Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis had died ?"

" It did," he replied. " Today is the viewing ."