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livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
druidess6308: Maybe I do need one in my mail...been way too long since I've seen one, I almost forget what they look like!


they are just like sausages professor

and as tasty ................................NOT !!roll eyes



princess49503 grand rapids, Michigan USA
lusciousmile: This ^^^is NOT an invite to pervs, by the way!

You get a special, personal request, if i want one from you.



giggle


Hi Lush!!!wave
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA


Have not received one yet. All I ever get are marriage
proposals or I like your profile I want to love you.laugh
Yeh right, dumb ass didn't even look at my profile.
But ladies I did, out of curiosity, click on this young
guy with no shirt, only underwear. Oh my, no doubt
whatsoever what he was packin' in there. blushing
Dawn7z SALEM OR,DENVER CO, Oregon USA
In response to: Why when a guy say I will mail pics to your e-mail, more often than not I get a penis in with some of the photgraphs. I am celebrating the new years early but this has happened several times. Anybody else


I got left out of that one. All these women getting pics of weiners but not me. I am soooooooooooooo angry now. Hey guy send me an email.frustrated frustrated rolling on the floor laughing



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
laura225: The truth, Lush, is -
if I want to feed the eyes , I'll feed it on a flesh of my choice, not on what they'd email


I'm talking about special requests. Nicely oiled and rubbed, and fully charged!


professor



livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
sassy49senior: Have not received one yet. All I ever get are marriage
proposals or I like your profile I want to love you.
Yeh right, dumb ass didn't even look at my profile.
But ladies I did, out of curiosity, click on this young
guy with no shirt, only underwear. Oh my, no doubt
whatsoever what he was packin' in there.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


willies cartwheel joy



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
livinglarge: they are just like sausages

and as tasty ................................NOT !!


They are yummy, LL. Shame on you. scold


You probably had a bad vladxperience.doh
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
sassy49senior: Have not received one yet. All I ever get are marriage
proposals or I like your profile I want to love you.
Yeh right, dumb ass didn't even look at my profile.
But ladies I did, out of curiosity, click on this young
guy with no shirt, only underwear. Oh my, no doubt
whatsoever what he was packin' in there.


He's posted on here before, know the pic...and really don't want to see it again. laugh laugh



livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
druidess6308: He's posted on here before, know the pic...and really don't want to see it again.


I know who you mean,

he views my profile now and againroll eyes

getting up in the morning and looking at saggy balls professor

just soo wrong blues

laugh



laura225 Somewhere, New York USA
sassy49senior: Have not received one yet. All I ever get are marriage
proposals or I like your profile I want to love you.
Yeh right, dumb ass didn't even look at my profile.
But ladies I did, out of curiosity, click on this young
guy with no shirt, only underwear. Oh my, no doubt
whatsoever what he was packin' in there.


Sassy,

How dumb can guys get doh laugh

Do they really think you'd (or anyone else) accept

a marriage proposal without

a premarital preview confused tongue



pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
druidess tweezer worthy rolling on the floor laughing



livinglarge in a good place , Kildare Ireland
lusciousmile: They are yummy, LL. Shame on you. You probably had a bad vladxperience.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


but my vlad experience went on and on and on roll eyes

dunno



laura225 Somewhere, New York USA
lusciousmile: I'm talking about special requests. Nicely oiled and rubbed, and fully charged!


wow

heart wings

laugh you know what you are talking about kiss



laura225 Somewhere, New York USA
Dawn7z: I got left out of that one. All these women getting pics of weiners but not me. I am soooooooooooooo angry now. Hey guy send me an email.


comfort

I am in the same boat, Dawn hug

Those more 'fortunate' girls are making a mass email list - sign up cheers



erosjr tujunga, California USA
OK: The man's point of view.

First of all, guys...DON'T sent pictures of your "ugly stick" to women unless they ASK, alright?
However, girls...
Feel free to(ahem) "show us" anything you like. wow

We won't be offended.
Trust me.
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
pubwrite08: Ladies, I am pretty cool person that just write romance. The i get a not e saying he may be too big for me. lol NOT, if I did not think I would get kicked off the site I would all his business. Wendy
You ought to send them about a Dozen of those "Rolling On The Floor Laughing" Smilies.Might set them wondering,if they are perhaps caught on the Short End,so to speak.laugh rolling on the floor laughing grin
In response to: Why when a guy say I will mail pics to your e-mail, more often than not I get a penis in with some of the photgraphs. I am celebrating the new years early but this has happened several times. Anybody else


I have not received any of these either, thank G-d. My first TWO emails when I joined the site though, were of guys one in a towel the other in n0000thing but cropped just @ the last minutedoh doh
Hence, my line about cheap half naked towel shots in my profile.

I have heard of others geting these and a few close gf getting IM of a guy's Thanguh oh uh oh
Yeah, I know I'm a stick in the mud, but that is the way for me.
hug
Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
pubwrite08: Why when a guy say I will mail pics to your e-mail, more often than not I get a penis in with some of the photgraphs. I am celebrating the new years early but this has happened several times. Anybody else


Nah...haven't gotten one yet moping

laugh
claudya turnu severin, Oltenia Romania
pubwrite08: Why when a guy say I will mail pics to your e-mail, more often than not I get a penis in with some of the photgraphs. I am celebrating the new years early but this has happened several times. Anybody else
well better in emails penis but he opened cam and showed my his big penisrolling on the floor laughing



Wantedman Hamilton, Ontario Canada
I would'nt want to see a email with a penis attached either! laugh barf

Although any gals that wish to express themselves with nude photos of themselves, send em over! banana devil




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