Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog??

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting..

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one Des

I cried when my dog died, very sad time. I cried when my wife left, tears of joy. laugh



petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Hey Desmond buddy.You outdid yourself with this thread.I laughed tears man.laugh

applause more more more

cheers Coronas bud
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
petegozo: Hey Desmond buddy.You outdid yourself with this thread.I laughed tears man.

more more more

Coronas bud




Good to see you buddy I missed you I hope all is well my friend Happy New Year. cheers



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Oh jeez....that is just beautiful....I was debating wether i should get into a relationship recently........now, I know....I'm definitely getting a dog...


applause dancing dog dancing dog

jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
Lagoona22: Oh jeez....that is just beautiful....I was debating wether i should get into a relationship recently........now, I know....I'm definitely getting a dog...
on the flip side of that....most women wont pee on the floor....unless you ask 'em to.........professor rolling on the floor laughing



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Hmmmmm....yes, that does make the choice a little more difficult..
...on the other hand, women don't like to play "fetch"
....the remote....

rolling on the floor laughing doh

jlw45: on the flip side of that....most women wont pee on the floor....unless you ask 'em to.........
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Lagoona22: Hmmmmm....yes, that does make the choice a little more difficult..
...on the other hand, women don't like to play "fetch"
....the remote....




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I will get killed for this but..............Only if they did play "fetch the remote

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jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
Lagoona22: Hmmmmm....yes, that does make the choice a little more difficult..
...on the other hand, women don't like to play "fetch"
....the remote....
easy fix for that....professor

















tape your wallet to it.............rolling on the floor laughing
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
jlw45: easy fix for that.... tape your wallet to it.............



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Acute Islamabad, Islamabad Pakistan
jlw45: on the flip side of that....most women wont pee on the floor....unless you ask 'em to.........
The dog is the most faithful animal whereas we sometimes get serious stings from wives and such persons avoid to maintain a whole time wife..innocent



shot3743 Vidin, Vidin Bulgaria
That's it. I'm getting that pooch!!
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maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
desmond: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog??

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting..

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


i dont know you, but this is the best psot i ahve seen, thats really good....had a laugh out of that...10 out 10 mate good onya!!!cheers
maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
Sparky55: Good one Des

I cried when my dog died, very sad time. I cried when my wife left, tears of joy.


well done mate!!i know the feeling dancing banana head banger
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
maybesoon: i dont know you, but this is the best psot i ahve seen, thats really good....had a laugh out of that...10 out 10 mate good onya!!!



Hi Maybesoon it great to meet you buddy handshake cheers



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Jeez...have you guys no class??....rather tape it to her butt....that way, when she brings you a beer, you can change the channel at the same time...

....but the really important question is.....can a dog open the fridge??...




doh dunno

jlw45: easy fix for that.... tape your wallet to it.............
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Lagoona22: Jeez...have you guys no class??....rather tape it to her butt....that way, when she brings you a beer, you can change the channel at the same time...

....but the really important question is.....can a dog open the fridge??...



OMG Lagoona thumbs up


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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Hey Des....I may as well end off the year in a ball of flame and ash....cos it looks like I'm gonna get a dog anyway....


dunno laugh

desmond: OMG Lagoona
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Lagoona22: Hey Des....I may as well end off the year in a ball of flame and ash....cos it looks like I'm gonna get a dog anyway....



Lagoona that so cool do you know what type of dog you are going to get and Yes let end this year in a ball of flame and ash we can blame it on on Joel rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




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