Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Yeah...talk about crash and burn....I feel good about still being single going into 2009...think about it....I could have ended up with a real dog...

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desmond: Lagoona that so cool do you know what type of dog you are going to get and Yes let end this year in a ball of flame and ash we can blame it on on Joel
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Lagoona22: Yeah...talk about crash and burn....I feel good about still being single going into 2009...think about it....I could have ended up with a real dog...



I feel the same way about been single buddy I am not in no rush grin



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Ok...gotto go...after this thread, I'm ready to retire to the dog box, I think....
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
desmond: Good to see you buddy I missed you I hope all is well my friend Happy New Year.


Thanks.Good to hear.Best of a New Year to you and stay that way .handshake
maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
desmond: Hi Maybesoon it great to meet you buddy


yes nie to meet you too mate, so hows it goign living the dog!!!!cheers
maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
maybesoon: yes nie to meet you too mate, so hows it goign living the dog!!!!


i mean living with the dog, not being the dog, sorry mate!!!
jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
It's ALL true my friends
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hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
No wonder the ladies haven't posted in this thread. uh oh
The mystery is solved as to why so many guys have dogs! thumbs up


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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
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You were right, sweetie. I love it!!



pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Good answer Des.....Happy New Year to ya, too
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sparky55: Good one Des

I cried when my dog died, very sad time. I cried when my wife left, tears of joy.



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I was the same way. I always cry when my dogs die. The husband leaving was another matter.

Actually, he once told me that I always kissed the damn dog when I came in the door. I said the damn dog met me at the door.

Then he once asked me if I had to choose between him and the dog, who would I choose. I said the dog. He'd stood by me when my husband hadn't.

Obviously, this was all near the end. rolling on the floor laughing
desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
pretzelman: Good answer Des.....Happy New Year to ya, too




Happy New Year Ship handshake cheers



Indyfella indianapolis, Indiana USA
dcj22: I was the same way. I always cry when my dogs die. The husband leaving was another matter.

Actually, he once told me that I always kissed the damn dog when I came in the door. I said the damn dog met me at the door.

Then he once asked me if I had to choose between him and the dog, who would I choose. I said the dog. He'd stood by me when my husband hadn't.

Obviously, this was all near the end.


I was guessing it wasn't the wedding night laugh



RicoWest los angeles, California USA
desmond: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog??

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting..

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


You forgot 3 more...
A dog doesn't give advice, doesn't interrupt you when you're talking, and doesn't ask to borrow money.
kieyotie San Antonio, Texas USA
Another reason a dog is man's best friend instead of women:

Put both in the bed of the truck and go driving bent-for-hell down a dirt road and the dog's the only one that will still let you pet her.
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
kieyotie: Another reason a dog is man's best friend instead of women:

Put both in the bed of the truck and go driving bent-for-hell down a dirt road and the dog's the only one that will still let you pet her.



That was sooooooooo wrong...kieyote.....roll eyes tongue rolling on the floor laughing grin doh
kieyotie San Antonio, Texas USA
I know, you could ride up front. In the middle, the mutts get the window seat.
Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
kieyotie: I know, you could ride up front. In the middle, the mutts get the window seat.



As long as I don't have to ride in the truck bed....roll eyes tongue rolling on the floor laughing uh oh
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
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Made my morning Des.....

I'll also contribute by adding another one for you.


dogs are never interested n your Visa card....

cool

good day to all......have to rush off....



RicoWest los angeles, California USA
Hugz_n_Kissez: As long as I don't have to ride in the truck bed....


I could always attach a small trailer to the back of the truck, and let you ride in that.




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