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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:47 AM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling
a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter,"Me want
coffee." The wiater says,"Sure chief, coming right up. He gets
the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee
down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks
out.

The next morning the Indain returns. He has his shotgun in one
hand and was pulling another male buffalo with the other. He
walks up to the counter and says to the waiter,"Me want coffee."
The waiter says,"Whoa!Tonto! We are still cleaning up your mess
from yesterday. What was all that about anyway?

The Indian smiles proudly and says,"Me training for management
position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess
for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:06 AM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That was funny.
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sexielady somewhere in FL, Florida USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:11 AM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
wow
That was funny!
And so true of many management people!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:23 AM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
sexielady: That was funny!
And so true of many management people!



That was exactly my feelings when I read it. Have seen it
happen way too many times.
Happy New Year.party
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:24 AM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
druidess6308: That was funny.




HAPPY NEW YEAR DRU party wine
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sexielady somewhere in FL, Florida USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:35 AM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
party Happy New Year to you as well! wine
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:14 AM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke

Had to run to the store and get some goodies for tonight.


HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL!!!yay party buddies
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BrEyes Dallas, Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:31 AM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
Love it! Thanks....and...Happy New Year!balloons
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:56 PM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke

Coffee Dreamer: All night you do this but why not wake up
to a cup of coffee? cheers
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A_Smile_4u small town, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:45 PM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
Now that was funny danceline partyAnd a happy new year sassy hope yours goes great..
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A_Smile_4u small town, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:53 PM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
Sorry guys and gals i ment to say happy new year to all buddies buddies buddies
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:12 PM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
A_Smile_4u: Now that was funny And a happy new year sassy hope yours goes great..




T/Y Sis, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR GUY party buddies
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LACali Southern California, California USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:13 PM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
sassy49senior: T/Y Sis, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR GUY


Happy New Year beautiful Sassy. I hope it is filled with love and joy. hug
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:57 PM CST : I'm Back!!! Coffee Joke
LACali: Happy New Year beautiful Sassy. I hope it is filled with love and joy.






Awwww thank you LACali, Looking for 2009 to bring you
happiness in abundance. hug wine
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