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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:04 AM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
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Diamondpeace

First off, this thread is designed to assist the would be ,"Sex Maniac" which I have some experience with since I know me.
My personal opinion about bedroom habitation is that, the bedroom is and should be the final place where we go to for comfort at anytime during our lifespan and not necessarily when the sun goes down.
If that were the case then why do I feel compelled to hit the lite switch that turns all the red lites on in there? Red lites installed in lamps,strung multi-colored Xmas lites along the ceiling.Bear in mind the lights reflecting off all those 4ft.X 8ft. mirrors along the walls which are hung on plastic clips you can buy cheap at hardware type stores.
All one needs do is find the nearest attendent, explain yer mission and he,she will gladly assist you in all yer perverted slurred sexual provocative fantasies.
That is easy.I am always avialable 24/7 to assist women on C/S . All she needs to do is pay for my transportation so I can cumdoh ( come ) over and work for her in a highly skilled perverted manner plus costs for tools and materials.
Most mirrors as mentioned sell for around $30.00-$80.00 ea.( rough est.)I am a lazy bum type who doesn't work so am ready to fly, drive or you cum over and I'll train you in the finer ass-pects of bedroom artistic culinary procedures.
Painting the walls and ceilings a sexy color is solely up to your tastes.I suggest painting naked in order to prevent ruined clothing.I do suggest the walls and ceilings be the color of whatever race you are.I am pink so everything is PINK.rolling on the floor laughing
Hanging mirrors from the ceiling is easy. Build the frame for the mirror) (mirrors) on the ceiling first, anchored into the ceiling rafters with long wood screws.Making sure to build the frame with a gap so you can slide the glass in after the initial building process.Easier too if you paint or stain the materials you use in advance.
For baskets, same rule applies.
Dancing poles should be bolted to the floor and ceiling rafter with the proper brackets. Be sure the poles are stainless steel.
Swing sets are a little more complicated so just be sure you have ample room in the area to avoid colliding with those who have paid their admissions up front to watch,,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
All flooring except for around a dancing pole( should be smooth flooring materials) should be carpet and matched to the special effects of the bedroom.
Special tip: Adjustable mirrors on stands can be purchased for about $30.00 so you can zero in on special effects,grin wow
Did I mention that,,,,,,,,My whole house is off-pink with mirrors,strung lights so I can enjoy cuddling anyplace.
Good luck from Texas!peace
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:06 AM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
Thanks for the tips Tom.

Karen says you do excellent work!!

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BrEyes Dallas, Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:54 AM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
Wow....celebrating New Year's Eve a bit early, are we?
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Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:00 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
mbcasey: Thanks for the tips Tom.

Karen says you do excellent work!!



scold Ken Your in trouble.......better hide a little deeper....laugh laugh laugh
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:12 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing So...how much is the ticket from TX to PA? tongue
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:19 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
mbcasey: Thanks for the tips Tom.

Karen says you do excellent work!!



First thinga woman says when she walks into my bedroom is,,,,,,,,"Oh Shi%T",,,,,,,dancing shock
Next thing said when they walk into the Ladies bath is,,,,"Oh my God"!cheering
troll balloons buddies
Well getting late and I have to pick up my meds. from the CS Pharmacy,later
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:22 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
druidess6308: So...how much is the ticket from TX to PA?


I don't know my booking agent is drunk,,,,,,,,crying rolling on the floor laughing
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:23 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
Justme4uok: Ken Your in trouble.......better hide a little deeper....



Poor Ken,,,,,,,,,hole rolling on the floor laughing
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:24 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
Diamond789: I don't know my booking agent is drunk,,,,,,,,
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:30 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
BrEyes: Wow....celebrating New Year's Eve a bit early, are we?



I celebrate life always !party Going to the Electric Cowboy on Camp Bowie,got my ticket for the party,dancing bartender
I'll be there,,,grin One Drink on me if you show up.wine There at 7;00.Shoot pool for a couple of hours.
Dance.
Leaving at about 12;00.motorcycle
reunion dance
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:33 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
mbcasey: Thanks for the tips Tom.

Karen says you do excellent work!!


Uh,Oh,,,,,,,wait till she gets back from her wild flings today.rolling on the floor laughing danceline buddies redclown
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BrEyes Dallas, Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:16 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
Diamond789: I celebrate life always ! Going to the Electric Cowboy on Camp Bowie,got my ticket for the party,
I'll be there,,, One Drink on me if you show up. There at 7;00.Shoot pool for a couple of hours.
Dance.
Leaving at about 12;00.


Have a Great New Year's Eve celebration --- Thanks for the drink offer, however I'm going to the Big D NYE at Victory Plaza with a couple friends. Enjoy the pool and dancing!
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SexyAttorney Clearwater, Florida USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:20 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
I hang former boyfriend's balls on my headboard....it makes for a great conversation piece provided that is what you wish to do in the bedroom.
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:13 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
SexyAttorney: I hang former boyfriend's balls on my headboard....it makes for a great conversation piece provided that is what you wish to do in the bedroom.


Either you had a disagreement, or you are an animal in bed and wore them off!!!

Hanging them from a ceiling fan would offer conversation as well as fun for the whole family.grin
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:41 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
SexyAttorney: I hang former boyfriend's balls on my headboard....it makes for a great conversation piece provided that is what you wish to do in the bedroom.


wow See , if you had a mirrowed headboard,,,,you could get a triangular 4th. dimensional view and sell tickets!idea
People would come from miles around for entertainment buddies popcorn
If you have more than two, you might on on recordtyping in the,"Guiness World Record Book".

Then you might get the prestigious title of," The First Lady With Balls".rolling on the floor laughing

Have a Happy New Year! party redclown
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:43 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
mbcasey: Either you had a disagreement, or you are an animal in bed and wore them off!!!

Hanging them from a ceiling fan would offer conversation as well as fun for the whole family.


Hey Casey1 if she has multi-colored lite bulbs,then her balls would be multi-colored,,,,,,, rolling on the floor laughing
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:45 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
BrEyes: Have a Great New Year's Eve celebration --- Thanks for the drink offer, however I'm going to the Big D NYE at Victory Plaza with a couple friends. Enjoy the pool and dancing!
party dancing buddies dance danceline joy
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:46 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
Diamond789: Hey Casey1 if she has multi-colored lite bulbs,then her balls would be multi-colored,,,,,,,


laugh rolling on the floor laughing

I bet they were blue at one time...laugh handshake
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:50 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
mbcasey: Thanks for the tips Tom.

Karen says you do excellent work!!



I wonder if he helped her with her Tantric chair. Hmm laugh
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:51 PM CST : Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed
dcj22: I wonder if he helped her with her Tantric chair. Hmm


laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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