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mbcasey: Either you had a disagreement, or you are an animal in bed and wore them off!!!

Hanging them from a ceiling fan would offer conversation as well as fun for the whole family.

dcj22: I wonder if he helped her with her Tantric chair. Hmm

Diamond789: I think of it as a,"Panic Chair",,,,

mbcasey: Karen panicked Tom?

<...Ken is NOT in there Karen....

dcj22: Oh God. The mental image of both of these options.

Diamond789: One thing is certain,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we're in some deep crap when she gets back,,,,,,,,,ho hum,,,,,,,might as well go the distance,,,,,

SexyAttorney: You have been a bad boy, John, now go to MY room.......

SexyAttorney: BTW I will take this up with you two in the morning.....be sure to wear a cup..................
or thimble whichever fits better!

Big_John: I going, but I think I will wear some iron shorts....

In response to: Tips For Hanging Stuff Around Yer Bed

Diamond

First off, this thread is designed to assist the would be ,"Sex Maniac" which I have some experience with since I know me.
My personal opinion about bedroom habitation is that, the bedroom is and should be the final place where we go to for comfort at anytime during our lifespan and not necessarily when the sun goes down.
If that were the case then why do I feel compelled to hit the lite switch that turns all the red lites on in there? Red lites installed in lamps,strung multi-colored Xmas lites along the ceiling.Bear in mind the lights reflecting off all those 4ft.X 8ft. mirrors along the walls which are hung on plastic clips you can buy cheap at hardware type stores.
All one needs do is find the nearest attendent, explain yer mission and he,she will gladly assist you in all yer perverted slurred sexual provocative fantasies.
That is easy.I am always avialable 24/7 to assist women on C/S . All she needs to do is pay for my transportation so I can cum ( come ) over and work for her in a highly skilled perverted manner plus costs for tools and materials.
Most mirrors as mentioned sell for around $30.00-$80.00 ea.( rough est.)I am a lazy bum type who doesn't work so am ready to fly, drive or you cum over and I'll train you in the finer ass-pects of bedroom artistic culinary procedures.
Painting the walls and ceilings a sexy color is solely up to your tastes.I suggest painting naked in order to prevent ruined clothing.I do suggest the walls and ceilings be the color of whatever race you are.I am pink so everything is PINK.
Hanging mirrors from the ceiling is easy. Build the frame for the mirror) (mirrors) on the ceiling first, anchored into the ceiling rafters with long wood screws.Making sure to build the frame with a gap so you can slide the glass in after the initial building process.Easier too if you paint or stain the materials you use in advance.
For baskets, same rule applies.
Dancing poles should be bolted to the floor and ceiling rafter with the proper brackets. Be sure the poles are stainless steel.
Swing sets are a little more complicated so just be sure you have ample room in the area to avoid colliding with those who have paid their admissions up front to watch,,
All flooring except for around a dancing pole( should be smooth flooring materials) should be carpet and matched to the special effects of the bedroom.
Special tip: Adjustable mirrors on stands can be purchased for about $30.00 so you can zero in on special effects,
Did I mention that,,,,,,,,My whole house is off-pink with mirrors,strung lights so I can enjoy cuddling anyplace.
Good luck from Texas!

mbcasey: I thought you would NEVER ask....

WhatUwish4: Ah Hum...
Ken and Tom...please report to the principal's office.

NOW!!!

WhatUwish4: Oh? So you like the remote controlled rectal tube?