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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
I'm sorry sweetie. As flattering as it is... & it is flattering... I just tend to go for younger men. dunno



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
sweetowen: I'm sorry sweetie. As flattering as it is... & it is flattering... I just tend to go for younger men.


Yuh,,,,,,well,,,,,,,,,,,according to my latest count,,,,,,,we have 16 kids. We got them all on welfare and S.S.payments,,,,and the Govt. refuses to take them back
conversing doh
Our Tri-onic Panic Heavy Duty Industrial Chair needs mending and I have a toothache.

Anymore dreams like that will cause us to break-up since they're driving me crazy !
Not only that, but you are looking for younger men so,I guess our marriage may be over.
Are you going to break the news to our kids? I'm not.
Our "Tri-onic Panic Heavy Duty Industrial Chair" needs mending and I have a toothache.
Now what ?confused rolling on the floor laughing



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
sweetowen: I'm sorry sweetie. As flattering as it is... & it is flattering... I just tend to go for younger men.



OOOPS ! I nearly forgot to remind you that;
According to our latest count,,,,,,,we have 16 kids. We got them all on welfare and S.S.payments,,,,and the Govt. refuses to take them back

rolling on the floor laughing dunno uh oh heart wings peace yay



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
SexyAttorney: Yes, and if you sleep with another woman on your mind the next night, that makes you a mind cheater.......



Ahhhhhhhhhh,those dreams give me so much freedom!teddybear heart beating heart1
sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Diamond789: OOOPS ! I nearly forgot to remind you that;
According to our latest count,,,,,,,we have 16 kids. We got them all on welfare and S.S.payments,,,,and the Govt. refuses to take them back


16 kids?!??!!? uh oh

Good LORD, man... WAKE UP!!! shock hole
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Diamond789: Yuh,,,,,,well,,,,,,,,,,,according to my latest count,,,,,,,we have 16 kids. We got them all on welfare and S.S.payments,,,,and the Govt. refuses to take them back


A welfare Office called to a house to check on the 16 children

of an unmarried Mother. He called and introduced himself and

asked to see all the 16 children. The woman went to the door and

shouted out ''Johnny, Mary.........get in here'' within a couple

of minutes the house was filled with 16 children. The Officer

asked why all the boys were named Johnny and the girls Mary.

The woman replied that it was easier when callin them for school

or dinner or whatever. He then asked well what do you call them

when you just want one of them. She replied

''I just call them by their surname''

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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Diamond789: Ahhhhhhhhhh,those dreams give me so much freedom!
Tell her to get off your mind and on your face.banana banana
sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
wixomwizard: Tell her to get off your mind and on your face.


wow uh oh shock WIXIE!!! scold



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
sweetowen: 16 kids?!??!!?

Good LORD, man... WAKE UP!!!



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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
sweetowen: WIXIE!!!


Sorrrry...I don't know what comes over me sometimes.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
wixomwizard: Tell her to get off your mind and on your face.


I'll never understand those Dream Girls,,,,,,,,,mumbling doh shock hole



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
vinny1967: A welfare Office called to a house to check on the 16 children

of an unmarried Mother. He called and introduced himself and

asked to see all the 16 children. The woman went to the door and

shouted out ''Johnny, Mary.........get in here'' within a couple

of minutes the house was filled with 16 children. The Officer

asked why all the boys were named Johnny and the girls Mary.

The woman replied that it was easier when callin them for school

or dinner or whatever. He then asked well what do you call them

when you just want one of them. She replied

''I just call them by their surname''
peace cheers beer



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
sweetowen: WIXIE!!!
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
wixomwizard: Sorrrry...I don't know what comes over me sometimes.
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
wixomwizard: Sorrrry...I don't know what comes over me sometimes.
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
But I was only funnindunno banana banana grin
sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
wixomwizard: But I was only funnin


Well, don't encourage any more of these dreams! We're already at 16 kids!! roll eyes



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
wixomwizard: But I was only funnin
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
sweetowen: Well, don't encourage any more of these dreams! We're already at 16 kids!!


You sure this guy's not a rabbit???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




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