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fantastically funny instigator with love in her heart

"The beuty of beavers is beyond compare the way the sunlite shines on there hair." ~ On the next Daniel4021 thread...

"Anal beavers!" ~ On the next dcj22 thread...

"The cosmic karma of buddhist beavers." ~ On the next Galactic Bodhi thread...

"What kind of beaver is gnawing your root right now?" ~ Now playing in the CS Lounge...

"If you could be a beaver for a day, how many trees would you eat and what kind?" ~ CS Lounge

"Beavers ate my trees and the tornados blew down my house, so I'm going to Ohio to help the flood victims survive the drought." ~ On the next hillbilly honey thread...

"I ate a beaver I bet none of you ever ate a beavers (Plus 1,400 emoticons.)" ~ On the next Gilly thread...

i did post the thread as humour

i didnt know it would instigate this!!



i have to go cook and stuff

guys

Ok Don...you have thrown down the gauntlet...but I confess...you are way better at this than I


"I Loooooooveeeee AAAAllll Lovelorn beavers" ~on the next BeautifulEri thread

"Is The Lovelorn Beaver An Atheist?"~ on the next Trish thread

"Say Something to the Lovelorn Beaver"~ on the next mylifewithu thread

"Isn't My Lovelorn Beaver Like Really Cool?"~ on the next Mindyyyy thread

"Lovelorn Beavers My Arse"~ on the next Robbie M thread

Oustanding!



I will happily concede your victory tonight, Ken. I've really had to work at the ones I came up with. Guess my brain just ain't quite with it this evening... Tomorrow though, watch out!

'Night...

goodnight Don...

On the next Dude thread....."___ ____ beavers, warmongering beavers,why cannot those beavers in the White House get any
thing right"

Indy reply post....."Beavers for hope and change?

Conrad reply post....."Even Ann Rand knew beavers"


Rwantin reply......"Can I get a beaver to ride a motorcycle?"


Sparkie55 reply....."only fair and even tempered beavers need apply"


all in fun

Stay tuned for "Beaverwoman: A Dam Shame!"

Seems that we now have a lost, lonely beaver transformed into a lesbian beaverwoman...ok, I'll try to incorporate that into another and last movie story...another 'feature creature', 'B' or below in rating/ may contain graphic adult sexual stupidity and immature language; both reader and viewer indiscretion is urged.

Beaverwoman:A Daming Shame
aka: 'The Beaver That Challenged the World!'

An edge of your bed Britney Spears thriller and bouncing around your sofa Tom Cruise hysterics blending Bubble Gum Queen drama, Testosterone coerced Romance and drug crazed tensions for a totally exhilarating and terrifying scenario. As the Los Angeles End Of Times aptly noted, "It turns our stomachs, it turns our very own Silly Cone Valley into a land of even more creeping sexual preversions!"

Synopsis:
It was just another routine Navel affair turned into a Naval experiment on the placid waters of Californicate's Silicon Sea.
Or was it? When a trio of sexual behaviorists and therapists disappear, the US Naval base's head of intelligence,(aka Max Headroom), and his trusted indian companion(oops, wrong story moment...), rush out in a patrol boat to investigate. What they discover terrifies and perplexes them: a boat, filled with sex toys, adrift, with one man scared to death--literally--and 2 others dead, mysteriously drained of their vital bodily fluids. There are no real clues, save for an inexplicable jelly-like substance and a giant electric dildo found near the bodies.
Suspecting preversions in the water, they send the gel in for analysis, and divers conduct a sea-floor persecution. What they discover is a giant , possibly pre-hysteric creature that they could only identity as a beaver-woman, bearing eggs...and the mortifying possibility of thousands more.
The trouble really begins when a diver 'accidentally' stimulates the beaver-woman with the electric dildo to life. She has/ is 'the beaver that challenged the world!'

Directed by Mel Brooks, Jerry Bruckheimer and Terry Jones
Roles open to auditions and bribery
To be filmed in locations around the world,(via travel posters) but mostly in downtown Burbank, behind the 7-11 of Willshire Blvd.(vacant lot used for dumping and by hookers)
Oscar nominating ballots free with each ticket sold...

Stay tuned for "Beaverwoman: A Dam Shame!"

Not bad Solitare.


How about this:

Sequel to Star Wars 15. The Revenge of the Giant Beaver

On a far and distance planet in a Galaxy far away. Luke Skywalker
now a full fledged Ghedi gone to the dark side. Is experimenting with the alien life forms. After a finding DNA from Cortney Weaver's alien, he makes a serum that he injects into a beaver for testing.

The beaver escapes from captivity. Now a runaway giant beaver seeking to find Cortney Weaver...for what only purpose? Only the end of the movie can tell.

Stealing a cargo ship, the giant beaver, that occassionaly has a protruding head from its mouth and will naw of titaumium and other hardened metals of the space craft. Takes aim for Planet Earth.With Luke Skywalker, now cleaning up his act and coming back to the good side in close pursuit.

Arriving Planet Earth somewhere in SW England, the giant beaver begins to devour forest and brunettes that remind it of Cortney Weaver. Blondes, redheads, and multi color are not attacked.
English women deathly afraid of the giant beaver, begin to change hair color by dieing....there is run on hair coloring products.

Luke Skywalker arrives in SW England to find it deforested and missing all brunettes. Realizing the damage of his alien experiment to mankind, the world, and the universe, Luke is determined to find the giant beaver and with one swing of his mighty light sword dispatch it.

R2D2....coming from a used car lot in London....aid Luke in finding the giant beaver. Using new sensors for beaver detection
beebs out a clear track to find the creature. Luke and the giant beaver meet at a school for girls in Essex. It is a fight to the death, winner take all.

In the end.....one has to watch the movie...to know if Luke was able to strike a mighty blow with his light sword or was taken by the giant beaver. To know if Cortney Weaver is safe or needs to change her hair color.