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RicoWest los angeles, California USA
OK, here's the scoop... I haven't gone on a date in 21 years, so last September I just said forget it and bought my Realdoll. And yet, every other day, eHarmOnMe is sending me their "final notification". They've been telling me FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS that they're going to cut me loose!

I'm thinking of wearing my good suit and leaving dolly at home, and driving 20 miles to EHarmOnMe's HQ... I'll go into the lobby with a printout of all the junk e-mails they sent me and tell them "all right, wise guys, let's just see if you can find the right woman for me."

What say you crew, is it a dare?



SexyAttorney Clearwater, Florida USA
Sounds to me that you purchased the Whore Doll Real Doll and her pimp wants his $$$......



Marseilles Somewhere, Indiana USA
laugh Go for it!

You're right, it IS really tough to get those sites to stop sending you mail. I always refrain from signing up anywhere nowadays because of it.
One piece of advice: Have several e-mail accounts. One for friends, one for family, one for dates and one for signing up to things on the net, since mail accounts stay active for at least a year or two you don't have to sift through the crap to read what you are interested in.
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RicoWest los angeles, California USA
Marseilles: Go for it!

You're right, it IS really tough to get those sites to stop sending you mail. I always refrain from signing up anywhere nowadays because of it.
One piece of advice: Have several e-mail accounts. One for friends, one for family, one for dates and one for signing up to things on the net, since mail accounts stay active for at least a year or two you don't have to sift through the crap to read what you are interested in.


That nerdy old guy who runs eHarmOnMe would probably have a coronary when he sees me come into his building... people tell me I'm built like a linebacker.
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
RicoWest: That nerdy old guy who runs eHarmOnMe would probably have a coronary when he sees me come into his building... people tell me I'm built like a linebacker.
Some Mirrors do have that Effect!professor rolling on the floor laughing



RicoWest los angeles, California USA
Conrad73: Some Mirrors do have that Effect!


Personally I'd like mirrors that make me look skinnier...



Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
RicoWest: OK, here's the scoop... I haven't gone on a date in 21 years, so last September I just said forget it and bought my Realdoll. And yet, every other day, eHarmOnMe is sending me their "final notification". They've been telling me FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS that they're going to cut me loose!

I'm thinking of wearing my good suit and leaving dolly at home, and driving 20 miles to EHarmOnMe's HQ... I'll go into the lobby with a printout of all the junk e-mails they sent me and tell them "all right, wise guys, let's just see if you can find the right woman for me."

What say you crew, is it a dare?



peace
Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
RicoWest: Personally I'd like mirrors that make me look skinnier...
rolling on the floor laughing wave
bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
Conrad73: Some Mirrors do have that Effect!


thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
bohemianjack Pine City area, Minnesota USA
RicoWest: OK, here's the scoop... I haven't gone on a date in 21 years, so last September I just said forget it and bought my Realdoll. And yet, every other day, eHarmOnMe is sending me their "final notification". They've been telling me FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS that they're going to cut me loose!

I'm thinking of wearing my good suit and leaving dolly at home, and driving 20 miles to EHarmOnMe's HQ... I'll go into the lobby with a printout of all the junk e-mails they sent me and tell them "all right, wise guys, let's just see if you can find the right woman for me."

What say you crew, is it a dare?


Ok I Dare ya... post photos of your adventurerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dancing



RicoWest los angeles, California USA
The look on that skinny old nerd guy's face who runs eHarm OnMe when I come walking into the building's lobby, would be so priceless, it would put those Master Card commercials to shame.devil




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