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The_Kansan: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years for radioactivity to decrease to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica. No other countries come forward to help.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Free abortion clinics now available in every high school in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though regular gas is selling for 4,532 pesos per liter and filling stations are open only on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules that punishing convicted criminals violates civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

I love this country! (It's the government that scares the hell outta' me!)
Happy New Year, everyone!

In response to: Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica. No other countries come forward to help.

Galactic_bodhi: (Tidbit. The French army is the only army to issue a wine decanter as standard military equipment.)

Galactic_bodhi: I love them all but these two are my favorites. Imagine, France getting its butt kicked by Jamaica...it could happen! Jamaica could hire a couple of mosquitos and they'd have a very frightening air-force. (Tidbit. The French army is the only army to issue a wine decanter as standard military equipment.)

The_Kansan: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years for radioactivity to decrease to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica. No other countries come forward to help.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Free abortion clinics now available in every high school in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though regular gas is selling for 4,532 pesos per liter and filling stations are open only on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules that punishing convicted criminals violates civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

I love this country! (It's the government that scares the hell outta' me!)
Happy New Year, everyone!

The_Kansan: Please don't include me in the "you people." I happen to agree with you.

In response to: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years for radioactivity to decrease to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica. No other countries come forward to help.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Free abortion clinics now available in every high school in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though regular gas is selling for 4,532 pesos per liter and filling stations are open only on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules that punishing convicted criminals violates civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

I love this country! (It's the government that scares the hell outta' me!)
Happy New Year, everyone!

mastic55: And Keith Richards is alive and well.