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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 8:49 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
HER HUSBAND IS GOING TO HURT YOU!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

GET A SINGLE WOMAN IT'S SAFER!grin
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 8:51 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
RillyNiceGuy: HER HUSBAND IS GOING TO HURT YOU!

GET A SINGLE WOMAN IT'S SAFER!


But more costly............sigh
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 8:55 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
HJFinAZ: But more costly............
Yup! Happy New Year!!!!


Do you know why train engineers are great with women.......







because they are good a wooing!.......wooooo,wooooo!rolling on the floor laughing
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 8:57 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
You're supposed to ask first????confused grin

Happy 2009
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:30 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
RillyNiceGuy: HER HUSBAND IS GOING TO HURT YOU!

GET A SINGLE WOMAN IT'S SAFER!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:30 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
wixomwizard: You're supposed to ask first????

Happy 2009


It sure does help, Wixom...at least look at her hands first...see if there's a ring. doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:38 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
druidess6308: It sure does help, Wixom...at least look at her hands first...see if there's a ring.


And here I am...stuck with all these caveman instincts!!!blues moping banana banana grin
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Diamond789 Fort Worth , Texas USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 8:50 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
RillyNiceGuy: HER HUSBAND IS GOING TO HURT YOU!

GET A SINGLE WOMAN IT'S SAFER!



Thanks buddy ! Now I know what I was doing wrong !mumbling grin doh rolling on the floor laughing
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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Fri Jan 2, 2009 8:56 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
RillyNiceGuy: HER HUSBAND IS GOING TO HURT YOU!

GET A SINGLE WOMAN IT'S SAFER!


It's always a bad idea to dip your wick in another man's wax, dip your pen in another man's ink, etc...

I had a friend one time that received a phone call from an irate husband, threatened to kill him and everything. My friend asked me what to do and I said it's really simple, stop seeing that woman. He said he would but the husband who called didn't mention the name so he had no idea which woman the guy was talking about. laugh

May he rest in peace
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Fri Jan 2, 2009 9:31 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
druidess6308: It sure does help, Wixom...at least look at her hands first...see if there's a ring.


Oy hi Dru...just got on line and was just going tru the threads reading a bit here and there........

roll eyes

uuuuuuummmmmmmmm......

weeeeeeeeeelllllll.....actually.........a ring on the finger may even be a better bet......

since they obviously don't want the husband to get to know.....

you don't have to take them out......

you don't have to give them any presents......

aaaand......they keep their mouth shut about the whole affair.....

grin

blushing

innocent
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Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 9:37 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
laugh cute one...cheers
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Fri Jan 2, 2009 9:40 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
Tater: cute one...


It's more like the wisdom that comes with age....

rolling on the floor laughing
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 9:49 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
Play now...Pay later!!!scold scold grin
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 10:12 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
wixomwizard: Play now...Pay later!!!


Here in Reno you pay first...........sigh
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Fri Jan 2, 2009 10:13 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
HJFinAZ: Here in Reno you pay first...........


whicever it may be....you still have to pay the tab....

innocent
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 10:16 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
HJFinAZ: Here in Reno you pay first...........


I'm not free....But I'm resonablerolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 10:16 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
gozoman2: whicever it may be....you still have to pay the tab....


Time to get back to the Keno game...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 10:17 AM CST : Men! NO....you should NOT take a wife! Best reason.....
"Wild Horse Saloon" is a short cab ride east of Reno..devil
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