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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 2:20 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
And as soon as you try and connect to communicate they want to know... "Do you have a webcam, what size are your breast, and how do you like your sex.
Are they doing a survey for Jesus?dunno
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morgan5 somewhere sunny , Canarias Spain
Thu Jan 1, 2009 2:21 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
pubwrite08: And as soon as you try and connect to communicate they want to know... "Do you have a webcam, what size are your breast, and how do you like your sex.
Are they doing a survey for Jesus?
nope, there just sad perverts with an equally sad life hug
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hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
Thu Jan 1, 2009 2:22 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
OMG!!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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SexyAttorney Clearwater, Florida USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 5:11 AM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
You're headline says you are a church going MAN. Have checked your sex lately??? I didn't ask if you wanted sex, nor your breast size.........innocent
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Sun Jan 4, 2009 5:13 AM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
pubwrite08: And as soon as you try and connect to communicate they want to know... "Do you have a webcam, what size are your breast, and how do you like your sex.
Are they doing a survey for Jesus?


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Yep.....it's all about statistics all right......

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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Sun Jan 4, 2009 5:14 AM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
pubwrite08: And as soon as you try and connect to communicate they want to know... "Do you have a webcam, what size are your breast, and how do you like your sex.
Are they doing a survey for Jesus?


I think they just fall for your charms Pubwrite........they would give up God for youlaugh


How come they never approach me about my moobies


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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 7:06 AM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
Maybe he is a repentive Catholic priest trying to change his ways!rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy Southeast, Arkansas USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 7:12 AM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
pubwrite08: And as soon as you try and connect to communicate they want to know... "Do you have a webcam, what size are your breast, and how do you like your sex.
Are they doing a survey for Jesus?


Sadly there are many who use the church to get women and women to get men. I was at my store talking to a guy about furniture. He started making moves on a lady customer.....I told him plain, "Down preacher! You do that somewhere else on your own time." We are here to talk furniture. Later the young woman thanked me because she was cornered. It is a shame the way people act now days!
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ocean78382 Rockport- Corpus Christi area, Texas USA
Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:09 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
Rilly priests are not interested in breasts- they prefer little boys - but don't worry they can still tell YOU how to live.
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trish123 Rossendale, Lancashire, England UK
Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:17 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
ocean78382: Rilly priests are not interested in breasts- they prefer little boys - but don't worry they can still tell YOU how to live.



laugh yeah, dont do as I do - do as I say grin
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Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:19 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
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Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:21 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
RillyNiceGuy: Sadly there are many who use the church to get women and women to get men. I was at my store talking to a guy about furniture. He started making moves on a lady customer.....I told him plain, "Down preacher! You do that somewhere else on your own time." We are here to talk furniture. Later the young woman thanked me because she was cornered. It is a shame the way people act now days!


that is true...alot of people who go to church, don't really go to church for church, it is for other reasons, sad but true...
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:23 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
pubwrite08: And as soon as you try and connect to communicate they want to know... "Do you have a webcam, what size are your breast, and how do you like your sex.
Are they doing a survey for Jesus?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I just always love it when these are sent to me...with the user name druidess...doh
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:26 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
RillyNiceGuy: Maybe he is a repentive Catholic priest trying to change his ways!


Rilly, you reminded me of this, so I have to share it!

When I was getting ready to get married for the first time, my sister (maid of honor) and I had to meet with one of the priests about something to do with the wedding. Afterward, we were standing outside, and talking to the younger and newer priest there...who then hit on us! He ended up going on a sabbatical, and we later heard that he left the priesthood. laugh

Just had to share. And yes, I was raised Catholic. laugh
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majorblu Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Mon Feb 2, 2009 7:55 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
I'm a realist, I live in the real world, there is no god, never has been, never will be.
Look at all the unrest, murder and suffering so-called religion has caused through out history.
There can be no peace amungst mankind, whilst we have fools who, believe in blind faith and all the lies and crap that goes with it.
Even a blind person can tell you there is no god !!!
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Wednesday74 Central, Florida USA
Mon Feb 2, 2009 7:56 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing So true
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Tater springfield, Illinois USA
Mon Feb 2, 2009 8:01 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
rolling on the floor laughing I gess they are giving him a report on "Heavenly bodies"laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Mon Feb 2, 2009 8:35 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
pubwrite08: And as soon as you try and connect to communicate they want to know... "Do you have a webcam, what size are your breast, and how do you like your sex.
Are they doing a survey for Jesus?



Maybe he wants to see how the goods have progressed over the years....wave wink roll eyes laugh angel
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mindfful London UK, Chicago, Illinois USA
Tue Feb 3, 2009 10:30 AM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
pubwrite08: And as soon as you try and connect to communicate they want to know... "Do you have a webcam, what size are your breast, and how do you like your sex.
Are they doing a survey for Jesus?


no cuz jesus already knows the answer to those questions

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sad and shameful-sorry that happened to you
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Fri Feb 6, 2009 4:12 PM CST : I am a Christian, church going man, i believe in Jesus as my savior
the first time it happend, I was shocked, but after a while, I got used to it. And that is a shame.
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