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RobbieM Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Thu Jan 1, 2009 5:04 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Hugz_n_Kissez: I doubt rehab would be a good place to find a mate....


Apart from Amy Winehouse or a celeb with a coke habbit?

They can also do talk shows together and make even more money looking pathetic but seem oblivious to that.

Something must be glamourous to end up in the gutter wasting your money, ruining your health and waiting for your nose to fall offconfused

Oh yes, any druggie latches onto me will get the diy course for "hari kari" for their birthdaygrin
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Thu Jan 1, 2009 5:21 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
pubwrite08: Well the dumpsite guy might not be too bad, half the fun might be helping him get cleaned up, I mean he does have a job.



If you can survive the smells yes he could be your new beau.laugh hug
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Thu Jan 1, 2009 5:24 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
RobbieM: Apart from Amy Winehouse or a celeb with a coke habbit?

They can also do talk shows together and make even more money looking pathetic but seem oblivious to that.

Something must be glamourous to end up in the gutter wasting your money, ruining your health and waiting for your nose to fall off

Oh yes, any druggie latches onto me will get the diy course for "hari kari" for their birthday



Sounds like a heavenly union...you'd probably wanna hope though that the other one never never gave up the habit and sawwwwwwww just how much of an ass he/she made of themselves while all drugged up....wave wink roll eyes laugh uh oh
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Fri Jan 2, 2009 9:06 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
This thread is just too good to let it die folks.

In your own family. Yowser.laugh
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 9:10 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
petegozo: This thread is just too good to let it die folks.

In your own family. Yowser.


Except in Mississippi we are allowed to date our step sisters if she is hot! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Fri Jan 2, 2009 9:16 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Big_John: Except in Mississippi we are allowed to date our step sisters if she is hot!


Oh lucky you folks.If they are really hot ship them over to Malta.dancing
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Beethovenfan West County St. Louis , Missouri USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 9:18 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Find a mate??..never worked at a customer service line at dept store,..fast food after too much to drink......before having your hair done.....leaving a gym.....cosmetic counter...laugh laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
Fri Jan 2, 2009 11:12 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
In response to: prison showers...........



The nut house...roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing uh oh
























Oh I forgot...that's here....uh oh wow
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kieyotie San Antonio, Texas USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 12:00 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Guantanamo Bay, nursing homes, ICU. As for Home Depot, is that the men shopping inside or those waiting for work out front?
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druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 12:02 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Online. rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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HJFinAZ Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:24 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
SexyAttorney: prison showers...........


What about the showers in a womens prison???grin
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:35 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Graveyard?dunno confused



















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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:37 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Apparently, for me, on CS.... dunno
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Bananarama Chicago // Houston , Texas USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:59 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Or the bathroom stall next to yours......got to watch those wide stances.
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Bananarama Chicago // Houston , Texas USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 3:03 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Bananarama: Or the bathroom stall next to yours......got to watch those wide stances.


I forgot how international this forum was so maybe my joke didn't go.
Here in America we had a Senator get in hot water for trying to make a gay play date with the guy (undercover cop) in the next bathroom stale at an airport. The senators foot touched the undercover officers foot ( the gay sign) and the senator claimed it was because he had a wide stance. rolling on the floor laughing It was the running joke for our late night comedians for months.
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babymilo Wollongong, New South Wales Australia
Sat Jan 3, 2009 3:33 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Bananarama: I forgot how international this forum was so maybe my joke didn't go.
Here in America we had a Senator get in hot water for trying to make a gay play date with the guy (undercover cop) in the next bathroom stale at an airport. The senators foot touched the undercover officers foot ( the gay sign) and the senator claimed it was because he had a wide stance. It was the running joke for our late night comedians for months.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

What is about your US police that they like hanging around in toilet cubicles waiting for tall poppies (public figures) to bust??confused

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Bananarama Chicago // Houston , Texas USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 3:41 AM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
babymilo: What is about your US police that they like hanging around in toilet cubicles waiting for tall poppies (public figures) to bust??

I think this particular airport bathroom was a favorite place for these type hook-ups.... The police claimed they had many complaints and that's why they were there. I'm wondering what the lesbian sign is for hooking up in a bathroom stall. I know I always make sure my stance is compact..... rolling on the floor laughing
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Beethovenfan West County St. Louis , Missouri USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 12:20 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
Bars,well, the ones around here anyway.....prison showers.???.good one...depends on what they did and how long they are going to be in there....and some sleazy sites...not this one of course...blushing
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 12:21 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
kieyotie: Guantanamo Bay, nursing homes, ICU. As for Home Depot, is that the men shopping inside or those waiting for work out front?


GITMO...laugh rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Bowman7337 Minong, Wisconsin USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 6:22 PM CST : Where NOT to Find a Mate
dillydally: Funny but oh so true ,remeber every time you masturbate god kills a kitten


Soo many cats and so little time doh
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