Out of the ABYSS came BARON MUNCHAUSEN with Jerry MCGUIRE and A FEW GOOD MEN. They were joined on A WALK TO REMEMBER by AEONFLUX, LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER and THE LADIES IN LAVENDER. Boarding AIR FORCE ONE, they flew across the SAHARA, to CASABLANCA, where they ran into LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, GERONIMO and THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME, who was on A CHRISTMAS VACATION. Wile strolling through THE SECRET GARDEN with their mascots LASSIE and BENJI, they stumbled on a SECRET PASSAGE that led on a JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, on THE 4TH OF JULY. They wanted to take a short cut through JURASSIC PARK, but MA AND PA KETTLE,nixed that idea saying they were both fighting THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE and did'nt feel up to it. They decided to pool their ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE and come up with another idea when ALONG CAME POLLY and suggested they visit THE WIZARD OF OZ. Failing that, they could consult EVAN ALMIGHTY,aboard the TITANIC. As luck would have it, they ran across DICK TRACY and POPEYE, who HIJACKED THEM all and sent them NORTH TO ALASKA, where they were frozen to death in a new ICE AGE, because their GOLDEN COMPASS did'nt work. Needless to say, SPIDERMAN and THE HULK, never did find THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
