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DazzleYou Seattle, WA, Washington USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 3:47 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
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Battered Sausage
2008 Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin

Darwin says, "Another first-person medical story."

Our young hero, accompanied by his concerned young girlfriend, sought professional medical advice. Upon entering the examination room, the young man gingerly lowered his pants and asked for my opinion on his immensely swollen, dark purple penis. Attempting to defuse his anxiety, I calmly asked what had happened.

He was unwilling to speak. His girlfriend replied hesitantly, "Nothing. We woke up this morning and it was like that."

The physician reassured the young couple that:
(1) It would not drop off.
(2) It would heal.
(3) Oral sex can be dangerous!

This young man was blessed with a girlfriend with vacuum cleaner suction, and the previous night he had suffered severe barotrauma to his most beloved anatomical structure. Yes, he had almost been sucked out of the gene pool!
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 4:07 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
DazzleYou: http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2008-09.htmlBattered Sausage
2008 Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin

Darwin says, "Another first-person medical story."

Our young hero, accompanied by his concerned young girlfriend, sought professional medical advice. Upon entering the examination room, the young man gingerly lowered his pants and asked for my opinion on his immensely swollen, dark purple penis. Attempting to defuse his anxiety, I calmly asked what had happened.

He was unwilling to speak. His girlfriend replied hesitantly, "Nothing. We woke up this morning and it was like that."

The physician reassured the young couple that:
(1) It would not drop off.
(2) It would heal.
(3) Oral sex can be dangerous!

This young man was blessed with a girlfriend with vacuum cleaner suction, and the previous night he had suffered severe barotrauma to his most beloved anatomical structure. Yes, he had almost been sucked out of the gene pool!


Hoover would be proud!

Happy New Year Doc...hope you are doing well...handshake
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DazzleYou Seattle, WA, Washington USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 4:09 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
I am doing ok......big things happened while I was away for the holidays. Life has certainly changed - hopefully for the better.
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 4:18 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
DazzleYou: http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2008-09.htmlBattered Sausage
2008 Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin

Darwin says, "Another first-person medical story."

Our young hero, accompanied by his concerned young girlfriend, sought professional medical advice. Upon entering the examination room, the young man gingerly lowered his pants and asked for my opinion on his immensely swollen, dark purple penis. Attempting to defuse his anxiety, I calmly asked what had happened.

He was unwilling to speak. His girlfriend replied hesitantly, "Nothing. We woke up this morning and it was like that."

The physician reassured the young couple that:
(1) It would not drop off.
(2) It would heal.
(3) Oral sex can be dangerous!

This young man was blessed with a girlfriend with vacuum cleaner suction, and the previous night he had suffered severe barotrauma to his most beloved anatomical structure. Yes, he had almost been sucked out of the gene pool!


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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 4:19 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
DazzleYou: I am doing ok......big things happened while I was away for the holidays. Life has certainly changed - hopefully for the better.


I hope it's for the better for you, Dazzle. Happy New Year! hug
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 4:19 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
DazzleYou: I am doing ok......big things happened while I was away for the holidays. Life has certainly changed - hopefully for the better.


I hope for the better...good luck in the coming year...handshake
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Fri Jan 2, 2009 4:34 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
DazzleYou: http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2008-09.htmlBattered Sausage
2008 Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin

Darwin says, "Another first-person medical story."

Our young hero, accompanied by his concerned young girlfriend, sought professional medical advice. Upon entering the examination room, the young man gingerly lowered his pants and asked for my opinion on his immensely swollen, dark purple penis. Attempting to defuse his anxiety, I calmly asked what had happened.

He was unwilling to speak. His girlfriend replied hesitantly, "Nothing. We woke up this morning and it was like that."

The physician reassured the young couple that:
(1) It would not drop off.
(2) It would heal.
(3) Oral sex can be dangerous!

This young man was blessed with a girlfriend with vacuum cleaner suction, and the previous night he had suffered severe barotrauma to his most beloved anatomical structure. Yes, he had almost been sucked out of the gene pool!


Well, he's no doubt the first and he certainly won't be the last!!! roll eyes
doh
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RicoWest los angeles, California USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 5:33 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
DazzleYou: http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2008-09.htmlBattered Sausage
2008 Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin

Darwin says, "Another first-person medical story."

Our young hero, accompanied by his concerned young girlfriend, sought professional medical advice. Upon entering the examination room, the young man gingerly lowered his pants and asked for my opinion on his immensely swollen, dark purple penis. Attempting to defuse his anxiety, I calmly asked what had happened.

He was unwilling to speak. His girlfriend replied hesitantly, "Nothing. We woke up this morning and it was like that."

The physician reassured the young couple that:
(1) It would not drop off.
(2) It would heal.
(3) Oral sex can be dangerous!

This young man was blessed with a girlfriend with vacuum cleaner suction, and the previous night he had suffered severe barotrauma to his most beloved anatomical structure. Yes, he had almost been sucked out of the gene pool!


Good thing she didn't blow air into little Johnny... that dude would have gone bye-bye.
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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Fri Jan 2, 2009 5:46 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
OMG

Welcome back, our dazzling doc! We missed you!





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sweetowen Somewhere, Pennsylvania USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 1:49 AM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
Welcome back Dazz. I was worried.
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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Sun Jan 4, 2009 5:17 AM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
DazzleYou: http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2008-09.htmlBattered Sausage
2008 Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin

Darwin says, "Another first-person medical story."

Our young hero, accompanied by his concerned young girlfriend, sought professional medical advice. Upon entering the examination room, the young man gingerly lowered his pants and asked for my opinion on his immensely swollen, dark purple penis. Attempting to defuse his anxiety, I calmly asked what had happened.

He was unwilling to speak. His girlfriend replied hesitantly, "Nothing. We woke up this morning and it was like that."

The physician reassured the young couple that:
(1) It would not drop off.
(2) It would heal.
(3) Oral sex can be dangerous!

This young man was blessed with a girlfriend with vacuum cleaner suction, and the previous night he had suffered severe barotrauma to his most beloved anatomical structure. Yes, he had almost been sucked out of the gene pool!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sun Jan 4, 2009 6:03 AM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
mbcasey: Hoover would be proud!

Happy New Year Doc...hope you are doing well...


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Hoover might get sued,the way things are going these days.rolling on the floor laughing
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ooby_dooby Ashland, Virginia USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 9:27 AM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
RicoWest: Good thing she didn't blow air into little Johnny... that dude would have gone bye-bye.


Is that true or an urban legend?

BTW, for you ladies and girly men, applying actual "suction" to Mr Johnson is a total waste of energy, it serves no purpose.
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blissfull ANGOLA, Indiana USA
Tue Jan 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST : Wow, this Darwin Award gets a star!
ooby_dooby: Is that true or an urban legend?

BTW, for you ladies and girly men, applying actual "suction" to Mr Johnson is a total waste of energy, it serves no purpose.


oooh that's really helpful advice, thanks for the heads-up.doh
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