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Subject: Boudreaux and Thibodeaux


Two Cajun hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag
Six. As Boudreaux and Thibodeaux start loading the plane for the return trip,
The Pilot says 'The plane can only take four of those.'

The two Cajuns object strongly. 'Last year we shot six and the pilot let us
Put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours.'

Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with
Full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes and
Crashes in the middle of nowhere.

A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux
'Any idea where we are?' 'I think we're pretty close to where we
Crashed last year.' Says Thibodeaux.

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In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a Cajun were standing
Side-by-side using the urinal.

The Accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing
His hands clear up to his elbows ;he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He
Turned to the other two men and commented, I graduated from Ohio University and
They taught us to be clean'.

The Lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed
One paper towel and commented, 'I graduated from the University of Southern
California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.'

The Cajun zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, 'I graduated
From LSU and they taught us not to pee on our hands'

Boudreaux Wins A Bet

A Texan walked into the City Bar last weekend and started bragging that nobody
Could drink like Texans can and bet that if any of the Cajuns there could drink
a whole case of beer in an hour or less he would pay them $100.00.No one took
Him up on his offer, and in fact Boudreaux got up and walked out.

A little while later Boudreaux came back inside and asked the Texan if his
Offer was still good. The Texan said that it was, and he would, in fact, even
Pay for the beer.

Boudreaux told the bartender to line em up, and made short order of the case of
Beer, finishing in well less than the hour. The totally amazed Texan held up his
Part of the deal and paid the $100.00.

But he was a little curious and asked Boudreaux, 'By the way, when I made
The offer, you left. Where did you go?' Boudreaux answered him, 'Mais I
Went to de other bar across de street. I had to make sure I could do it!'


Boudreaux an Thibodeaux DA carpenters

Boudreaux an Thibodeaux was workin on a house. Thibodeaux was nailin down sidin
An would reach in his nail pouch, pull out a nail an either toss it over his
Shoulder or nail it in. Boudreaux kept watchin an when he couldn't stand it
No more he decide to axe what in DA worl Thibodeaux was doin.

Boudreaux axe 'Why you throwin away dem nails for, heh?' Thibodeaux
Say, 'Mais, if Ah pull a nail out of mah pouch an it's point toward me,
Ah trow it away 'cause it's defektive. If it's point toward DA
House, den Ah nail it in!'

Boudreaux got really upset an yell, 'Mais, you some kind of stupid! Da
Nails pointed toward you ain't defective! Dey for DA udder side of DA house!

Gotta Love Dem Cajuns! :)