Opening for a Single Male:
Looks are not as important as personality and desire to enjoy life.
I have kids, if you cant deal with them, please....dont apply.
I am on the PTA, if you dont care what is going on at school, please....Proceed to next vacancy.
I am a cheer mom....If you cant go to sports meets

move on....
I like Karaoke...YOu dont have to...but you do have to tolerate my singing....So, bring earplugs or ....proceed to next ad.
I like My jeans and hoodie, you should too, and not expect to see me in dress clothes often, if you are cool with that, please keep reading...if not....you guessed it...move on.
I cant fix the toilet, you should be able too, if not...well....we may be able to send you to home depot for some classes....stick around....
Last but not least, I have to have a fan on to sleep.....If you cant deal with that, this is a deal breaker, because.....I MUST SLEEP!
Is this to much to ask? My simple requirements.......