WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?

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curefan mount olive, Mississippi USA
if we start to leave her home and she says wait go back i forgot my potshock roll eyes
mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
If she went back in the house and said,"I forgot my pain medication. I need it after my sex change operation"...uh oh
curefan mount olive, Mississippi USA
mbcasey: If she went back in the house and said,"I forgot my pain medication. I need it after my sex change operation"...
rolling on the floor laughing
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
If he said 'I told you it was 9 inches' devil
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
mbcasey: If she went back in the house and said,"I forgot my pain medication. I need it after my sex change operation"...
uh oh


Keeeeennnnnn kiss
curefan mount olive, Mississippi USA
mbcasey: If she went back in the house and said,"I forgot my pain medication. I need it after my sex change operation"...
just make sure you dont wreck trying to leave so fastrolling on the floor laughing
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
If he actually picked me up, took me somewhere, opened the car door...and at the end, walked me to my door and said good night, and then left.

In other words...if I actually had one of those! I have actually had 4 marriages w/o ever having a first date with any of those men. rolling on the floor laughing
mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
curefan: just make sure you dont wreck trying to leave so fast


laugh rolling on the floor laughing
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
sxc666: If he said 'I told you it was 9 inches'
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Ghoenkop Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
If she has bigger balls than me!!!

That's nasty sh#t
mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
sxc666: Keeeeennnnnn


Tinnnnnaaaaaakiss devil bouquet
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
mbcasey: If she went back in the house and said,"I forgot my pain medication. I need it after my sex change operation"...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Would that really shock you at this point, Ken? tongue
gentlepaws Any town, Ontario Canada
Sorry, it's my pimp on my cell.
kieyotie San Antonio, Texas USA
Being hit with a taser and waking up tied to an unknown bed. (I hate that, if you just ask I'm game, but I hate the twitchy after effects.)uh oh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
kieyotie: Being hit with a taser and waking up tied to an unknown bed. (I hate that, if you just ask I'm game, but I hate the twitchy after effects.)
Sorry about that. I didn't mean to spike your drink, and tie you up so tightly devil uh oh
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
gentlepaws: Sorry, it's my pimp on my cell.
laugh laugh laugh
curefan mount olive, Mississippi USA
curefan: if we start to leave her home and she says wait go back i forgot my pot
are if i said where would you like to go to eat and she said hey!!!!!!!!!!!i didnt give you permission to talk!!!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing
kieyotie San Antonio, Texas USA
I hate having to explain rope burns.tongue cheers
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
If he said, 'do you mind if I stop and collect my mum on the way'uh oh
druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
If he pulled out a roll of duct tape! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue




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