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when you drop her off at the house she says, "If any law enforcement asks, we spent the night together, I was great in bed and have a mole right here. You know, if anyone asks."

I would gladly take her back home to get what she left.


What would scare me is to go into the men's room and see "her" at the next urinal!!

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead. (Laura Kightlinger)

You're full of em...or it tonight...one or the other....

If she,

1)showed up.

2)looked exactly like her picture on her profile and not like someone else.

If he took his teeth out and said "Dang, I hate having these things in all the time".

If a female showed up instead of the guy I thought I had been talking to.

It already happened to me. He was actually an old grandpa, with a limp.

His pic was ten years old.

Heck that's very possible know a days.....that would suck But that's a good point.

What an imagination Yicks

if ity turn out to someone on here...

He has moobs bigger than mine.......

.....he melts down into the seat when a cop goes by!
(yes, it really happened)

What would shock me? "The Crying Game" all over dude!

If you´re talking about online dates, then what has done many times...picture and profile differing widely from the reality!

How can somebody say that they are outgoing and enjoy socialising in a profile, yet when you meet them they look about 10 years older and confess they go to bed at 10.30 every night!

In Spain NOBODY goes to bed at 10.30, that´s dinner time and afterwards out in the street regardless of age.

How can somebody say in a profile they are fit and active, yet when you meet them they have a heart problem and take anti-depressants?

Cynical? A little!

You pick up you date and they introduce you to their other half and the kids.

getting to exited about the date and giving the gas a little to much mustard and caving the side of her new car in

excited sorry

if he took me out for tea and actually paid for my meal that would be a change.

If he says "I love U!" on a first date, and well as he's droppin' me of at home, and I go 2 get out of the car and he won't let me go cuz he likes me already!