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Dknew Lee, New Hampshire USA
Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:20 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
We need to get another car, The cops are looking for this one laugh
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Dawn7z DENVER CO, Colorado USA
Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:22 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
If I started to leave his house and he said wait I have to bring my wife along.cool
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robinmarie43 Chicopee, Massachusetts USA
Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:01 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
mbcasey: If she went back in the house and said,"I forgot my pain medication. I need it after my sex change operation"...


LOL
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dillydally Strathclyde, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:04 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
They show up laugh
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Tumpa ottawa, Ontario Canada
Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:08 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
gentlepaws: Sorry, it's my pimp on my cell.


....and do you wanna talk to him for a price?
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bodleing Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:20 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
If she said, "I hope you havnt got aids, wouldnt want to catch that again"




wow





laugh
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curefan mount olive, Mississippi USA
Mon Feb 2, 2009 12:18 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
Dknew: We need to get another car, The cops are looking for this one
laugh
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jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
Mon Feb 2, 2009 12:31 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
dillydally: They show up


Ohh Poor Dilly ....... Has that happened to you princess ? crying
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javid1964 rasht Iran
Mon Feb 2, 2009 12:37 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
I left the condomn on the table
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javid1964 rasht Iran
Mon Feb 2, 2009 12:39 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
sommer just called , she is coming hereroll eyes
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gordy22222 whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada
Mon Feb 2, 2009 3:00 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
kevin says aids is <alchol induced dizzy spells> you can get it numerous timeslaugh laugh laugh
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lanabyte Charleston, West Virginia USA
Mon Feb 2, 2009 9:37 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
There's not much that would surprise me anymore. laugh
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Tumpa ottawa, Ontario Canada
Mon Feb 2, 2009 9:39 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
lanabyte: There's not much that would surprise me anymore.


Could I at least try?
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lanabyte Charleston, West Virginia USA
Mon Feb 2, 2009 9:56 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
Tumpa: Could I at least try?

Haha, give it your best shot. But just so you know, I have had a date get trashed and decide to show me the pink lacy panties he wore to make himself feel pretty. uh oh
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ooby_dooby Ashland, Virginia USA
Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:16 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
lanabyte: Haha, give it your best shot. But just so you know, I have had a date get trashed and decide to show me the pink lacy panties he wore to make himself feel pretty.


OMG

Were they nice?laugh

A bit stretched out in places though I bet.confused
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Tumpa ottawa, Ontario Canada
Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:19 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
lanabyte: Haha, give it your best shot. But just so you know, I have had a date get trashed and decide to show me the pink lacy panties he wore to make himself feel pretty.
rolling on the floor laughing

Nice first come on. Promise, I don't do getting trashed with panties thing....
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mexikanska Cancún, Quintana Roo Mexico
Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:23 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
Do you know how to shot?....have to get my peniciline shot before we go....
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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:45 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
I hope you don't mind but I can't get a baby sitter
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hogscah Pawtucket, Massachusetts USA
Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:48 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
If he didnt ask to have sex with me.
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Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK
Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:51 AM CST : WHAT WOULD SHOCK YOU THE MOST ON A FIRST DATE?
Once I was taking someone out for dinner on a first date and I asked if she wanted wine with the dinner...

she replied in a very loud voice, (and these are her exact words)...

"No thanks I can't drink wine it makes me fart"

This silenced the whole restaurant for a few seconds I slid under the table to hide. Our first and last date.
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