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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 7:13 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
The last 10 things a woman would ever say are

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.

5. This diamond is way to big for me.

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. WOW, it really is 14 inches.

2. Does this make my butt look too small?

1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

Are there any more add on's...Of course there are...grin
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Sat Jan 3, 2009 7:28 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Good thread bud.Way to go.applause
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dillydally Strathclyde, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 8:21 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
petegozo: Good thread bud.Way to go.




In Glasgow men get killed for less laugh
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 8:25 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
dillydally: In Glasgow men get killed for less


I take it you have a opposing opinion??? Good morning Dilly.hug kiss teddybear bouquet
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dillydally Strathclyde, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 8:26 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
wixomwizard: I take it you have a opposing opinion??? Good morning Dilly.



Me ?? well of course i do ,im the flea in your ear love ,the boil on your arse and the crack in the ceiling that you never get round to fixing laugh


Afternoon love ,so ...............still want my opinion then ?? laugh
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 8:33 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
dillydally: Me ?? well of course i do ,im the flea in your ear love ,the boil on your arse and the crack in the ceiling that you never get round to fixing Afternoon love ,so ...............still want my opinion then ??


Of course, comments are always welcome...even yoursdevil

Holy Loch was my favorite place to vist while in the service.
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petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Sat Jan 3, 2009 9:11 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Poor scots.comfort crying
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dillydally Strathclyde, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 9:13 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
wixomwizard: Of course, comments are always welcome...even yours

Holy Loch was my favorite place to vist while in the service.






laugh your just begging for trouble tongue
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 9:16 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
#11. Oh go to sleep I don't want to talk tonight.
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 9:20 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
#12 Yes the sex was good, but I don't want you to hold me and spoon.
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Shirley49WV Mason Co, West Virginia USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 10:28 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Big_John: #12 Yes the sex was good, but I don't want you to hold me and spoon.


And that would be only if he didn't want to go another round. roll eyes
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 11:37 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
dillydally: your just begging for trouble


I want you to know that I would never ever beg....but would you Pleeeeeeeeeese????grin hug kiss heart beating teddybear sad flower
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Inkedpreacher Iowa City, Iowa USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 1:51 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
If we aren't going to have sex I'm gonna go watch ESPN.
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Beethovenfan West County St. Louis , Missouri USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 1:57 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
I love it...No 5....This diamond is way to big for me....
I dont recall ever running across that one...but then again, big is not always the best...blushing
wixomwizard: The last 10 things a woman would ever say are

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.

5. This diamond is way to big for me.

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. WOW, it really is 14 inches.

2. Does this make my butt look too small?

1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

Are there any more add on's...Of course there are...
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Beethovenfan: I love it...No 5....This diamond is way to big for me....
I dont recall ever running across that one...but then again, big is not always the best...


Hey guys this lady doesn't think size matters. rolling on the floor laughing banana rolling on the floor laughing banana
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DazzleYou Seattle, WA, Washington USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:22 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
I have a headache, but if we have sex, it will take my mind off of it.
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:24 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
wixomwizard: The last 10 things a woman would ever say are

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.

5. This diamond is way to big for me.

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. WOW, it really is 14 inches.

2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

Are there any more add on's...Of course there are...



grin
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:25 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
DazzleYou: I have a headache, but if we have sex, it will take my mind off of it.



Sex is the best thing for a headache. laugh
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Inkedpreacher Iowa City, Iowa USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:28 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
dcj22: Sex is the best thing for a headache.


My ex wife certainly thought so. Problem was she did not care what man was around at the time......
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puggle waterford, Wexford Ireland
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:32 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
because there was only goalie left, when the ball was played
up to him silly! its so simple!even my girlfriends get it!
tsk,tsk,tsk.... huh! MENconfused
In response to: The last 10 things a woman would ever say are

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.

5. This diamond is way to big for me.

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. WOW, it really is 14 inches.

2. Does this make my butt look too small?

1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

Are there any more add on's...Of course there are...
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