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DazzleYou Seattle, WA, Washington USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:35 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Hey honey, do you want me to grab a beer for you and turn on the Lakers game for you?
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lanabyte Charleston, West Virginia USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:35 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
In response to: The last 10 things a woman would ever say are
5. This diamond is way to big for me.

They really can be. Big diamonds are just tacky, imo. Personally, I don't even really like them. Or gold for that matter. dunno
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:44 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
lanabyte: They really can be. Big diamonds are just tacky, imo. Personally, I don't even really like them. Or gold for that matter.

You sound easy to please.rolling on the floor laughing
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robinmarie43 Chicopee, Massachusetts USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:04 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
DazzleYou: I have a headache, but if we have sex, it will take my mind off of it.



Hey, wait, I have said that .... sex definitly is by the far THE best cure for a headache.
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hopefloats Slim's Lady, Tennessee USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:12 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Honey, I'll change the flat tire. You just sit there.rolling on the floor laughing
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:29 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
robinmarie43: Hey, wait, I have said that .... sex definitly is by the far THE best cure for a headache.


I totally agree, I have'nt had a headache for years! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

On the other hand...maybe it was the divorce.confused banana banana
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:32 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Honey I want to talk, but I can wait for a commercial during halftime.
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:36 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Sweety, let me detail the car today, you're much too busy.
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wixomwizard Wixom, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:47 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
I'm so glad you're taking us to the auto show, can I pick my seat now?rolling on the floor laughing
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robinmarie43 Chicopee, Massachusetts USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:49 AM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
wixomwizard: I totally agree, I have'nt had a headache for years!

On the other hand...maybe it was the divorce.


Divorce does have some benefits.... more sex and less headaches. How bout it.....
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jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:01 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
(1) No No Honey , Let me get that dinner bill ...........roll eyes
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pubwrite08 District Heights, Maryland USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:04 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Big_John: #12 Yes the sex was good, but I don't want you to hold me and spoon.
Women don't say that?laugh
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loverboy690 East Jordan, Michigan USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:05 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
jvaski: (1) No No Honey , Let me get that dinner bill ...........
that's when you let them have itlaugh
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constanza Los Angeles, California USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:10 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!

Microscope please.
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Ambrose2007 Badger, South Dakota USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:14 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
DazzleYou: I have a headache, but if we have sex, it will take my mind off of it.


That's one I love to hear! head banger
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hrt4lse Redding, California USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:28 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
Ok, now I have said 'your allergies are bothering you, I'll mow the lawn'.

Ended up doing that for about 10 of the 17 years...laugh

And I have a headache...where's my cure? moping Guess it's tylenol again.
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DarkKnight2032 Salt Lake City, Utah USA
Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:32 PM CST : The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say!
It's ok Sweetie, go hand out with the boys. Here's $40 for a lapdance.

(This actually happened to me) grin
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