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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 1:56 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
{Nicole Kidman}

Hi, Nicole? It's Munch. Listen, I know we got off to a bad start, me hiding in your bushes and digging through your garbage and all, but I forgive you for calling the police. So, if you wanna hang out tomorrow night give me a call. I'll be here reading through your mail.....








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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 1:59 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
princemuncher: {Nicole Kidman}

Hi, Nicole? It's Munch. Listen, I know we got off to a bad start, me hiding in your bushes and digging through your garbage and all, but I forgive you for calling the police. So, if you wanna hang out tomorrow night give me a call. I'll be here reading through your mail.....



Nicole: Why don't you just come on over to my place. I'll ignore the restraining order I have against you. I have a few cop friends I'd like you to meet. batting
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:01 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
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{Bill Gates}

Bill.....Munch.....You're a DICK! I swear, man, Vista is GARBAGE....How many times do I have to go in there and remove the updates? Asshole!
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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:05 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
Hi Mr Obama,
I'm sorry I missed you but I would just like to wish you every success for your coming presdidency. Your In Box is full and you have a plethora of stuff to sort out. The bible toting Republicans will be out to get you so I would like to think you will always stay one step ahead of them. Peace and Goodwill as you are a shining example to the World of what we can achieve thru adversity. Oh and by the way if Indy contacts you, dont mind the bark, hes a big softy really.

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Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:09 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
vinny1967: Hi Mr Obama,
I'm sorry I missed you but I would just like to wish you every success for your coming presdidency. Your In Box is full and you have a plethora of stuff to sort out. The bible toting Republicans will be out to get you so I would like to think you will always stay one step ahead of them. Peace and Goodwill as you are a shining example to the World of what we can achieve thru adversity. Oh and by the way if Indy contacts you, dont mind the bark, hes a big softy really.


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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:10 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
Justme4uok: God can't wait for Indy to see this....



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I can take him hole doh
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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:11 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
President Bush don't worry about what 95% of people of the world are saying about you. You are really a wonderful person once you leave office and get on the ranch in Texas. Everyone will see how great you handle everything. The economic is in great shape. The war is going well. The lawsuit are just a way the people want to thanks you. Keep in touch!
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:13 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
{Indyfella}

Hi, Indy....It's me, Munch. Have you heard from Hot Single Dude? Where did he run off to? I think my suspicions were correct. He was just working for Obama's campaign. Wonder how much he got paid?......Talk to ya later, I've got to file a missing person's report. Something's rotton in Denmark....
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dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
princemuncher: {Indyfella}

Hi, Indy....It's me, Munch. Have you heard from Hot Single Dude? Where did he run off to? I think my suspicions were correct. He was just working for Obama's campaign. Wonder how much he got paid?......Talk to ya later, I've got to file a missing person's report. Something's rotton in Denmark....



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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:31 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
vinny1967: Hi Mr Obama,
I'm sorry I missed you but I would just like to wish you every success for your coming presdidency. Your In Box is full and you have a plethora of stuff to sort out. The bible toting Republicans will be out to get you so I would like to think you will always stay one step ahead of them. Peace and Goodwill as you are a shining example to the World of what we can achieve thru adversity. Oh and by the way if Indy contacts you, dont mind the bark, hes a big softy really.
I am afraid his Own will get him!
Have you looked at his Cabinet?
That's what you call,Paying The Piper!laugh
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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:39 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
Conrad73: I am afraid his Own will get him!
Have you looked at his Cabinet?
That's what you call,Paying The Piper!


Could be Con,

He's playin with fire all right........

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JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
Sat Jan 3, 2009 2:43 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
..... Munch!... it's Jake... the mod squad has been around again asking questions. You really have to stop waving that little weeny at everyone in the god threads, remember how much Munch they cut off the last time!? Seriously, no more of those king kong noises either, bloody hell, the natives get restless when you do that.


redclown
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CjTenorSax Atwater, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 3:17 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
vinny1967: Hi Mr Obama,
I'm sorry I missed you but I would just like to wish you every success for your coming presdidency. Your In Box is full and you have a plethora of stuff to sort out. The bible toting Republicans will be out to get you so I would like to think you will always stay one step ahead of them. Peace and Goodwill as you are a shining example to the World of what we can achieve thru adversity. Oh and by the way if Indy contacts you, dont mind the bark, hes a big softy really.





Justme4uok: God can't wait for Indy to see this....


giggle giggle popcorn popcorn popcorn
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 3:27 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
My phone message "...Hi you have reached today's message. To hear yesterday's message, call back tomorrow"
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 7:07 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
pretzelman: My phone message "...Hi you have reached today's message. To hear yesterday's message, call back tomorrow"


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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 7:09 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
Ah Prince , you just bumped it so Indy would read it

doh

hole
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Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 7:22 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
Bump For Indy!
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vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 7:23 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
Justme4uok: Bump For Indy!


scold

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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Sat Jan 3, 2009 7:25 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
These are all hilarious.... well thought up!! thumbs up

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Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 7:30 PM CST : The cyber answering machine, "{insert name here} isn't home, leave a message..."
laugh laugh Does this mean I get a spnaking, LOL
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