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BAKERBOY924 port st lucie, Florida USA
K so im going to a party tonight. I need some advise. I want some pick up lines cause mine are a little old. Have at it CSer's!
Shadow_lover West Palm, Florida USA
Some advice don't use pick up lines. One of my favorites is:

"Do you beleive in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
Introduce yourself as there next exhusband.... LOLlaugh



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
The safest pick up line would be * My God, you have beautiful eyes*. It's bound to work on every human being.


Do not use pick up lines!

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Dawn7z SALEM OR,DENVER CO, Oregon USA
In response to: K so im going to a party tonight. I need some advise. I want some pick up lines cause mine are a little old. Have at it CSer's!


OMG the wattage power of your smile alone would light up a whole city. lolrolling on the floor laughing
BAKERBOY924 port st lucie, Florida USA
Dawn7z: OMG the wattage power of your smile alone would light up a whole city. lol

Lmao is that your way of hitting on me or insulting me?



petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Hi.Can I get you some Cotton Candy ???laugh
Polarbutterfly Somewhere, Northwest Territories Canada
In response to: K so im going to a party tonight. I need some advise. I want some pick up lines cause mine are a little old. Have at it CSer's!


Here's one:

"Baby can I have you..?."




blushing



greatkissinglips sterling, Colorado USA
Hey that's a good one....safe, even if there's none around to get. dah!!!confused frustrated



lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
greatkissinglips: Hey that's a good one....safe, even if there's none around to get. dah!!!



comfort
jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
" Hi Darling , Can I buy you a drink ? Or , would you just like to have the change ?" ..............

That one usuallly works out , but have the five bucks ready just in case laugh



Sparks541 Big Rapids, Michigan USA
Here's some I like:
"If you were a door, I'd bang you all night."
"My name's Doug, that's God spelt backwards with a little bit of 'u' in it."
"If you were my homework, I'd do you all night on my kitchen table."
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
And of course "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."

Yes, I've heard all of these laugh
spicey1 St. Louis, Missouri USA
Why do men always think we need a pick up line? Why can't you come up with something intelligent on your own?

Come up to me and introduce yourself, say hello...geezfrustrated
thouroughbred gympie, Queensland Australia
i m goig to be off my face soon, i would like to have u on it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
spicey1: Why do men always think we need a pick up line? Why can't you come up with something intelligent on your own?

Come up to me and introduce yourself, say hello...geez



Exactly! It's what I do. wine
dcj22 Somewhere, Kansas USA
thouroughbred: i m goig to be off my face soon, i would like to have u on it



I would certainly walk away! help
thouroughbred gympie, Queensland Australia
if i said uhad a beatiful body would u hold it against me dunno very old but a timeless clasic i think.

hey ladies u have to addmit that if a dude has a humourous pick up line it does break the ice m gets a laugh at the same time. agree?
thouroughbred gympie, Queensland Australia
we should do breakfast sometime. do u want me to call u or nudge u? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



petegozo Victoria, Gozo Malta
Hi You look excellent.I would look good on you. rolling on the floor laughing


I never speak to women thus no pick up lines needed.professor



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
'I have lost my telephone number, can I have yours?'

'You have spanner eyes, everytime I look at you my nuts tighten'

Or you could be really cool, if you see a girl you like, pop you phone number and a short message saying call me and find her jacket and put it in her pocket.









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