What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up

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Lucidfjb Fairfield, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 8:02 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. 6 AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
4. You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
5. You watch The Weather Channel.
6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
9. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's scraps.
10. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
11. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one.
12. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
13. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
14. 85% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real
work.

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lusciousmile Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland
Sat Jan 3, 2009 8:06 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
Lucidfjb: 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. 6 AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
4. You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
5. You watch The Weather Channel.
6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
9. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's scraps.
10. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
11. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one.
12. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
13. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
14. 85% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real
work.

15. _____________________________________________________


Nice point! hmmm
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 9:58 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
15. I don't start bullshyte polls?

rolling on the floor laughing
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 10:02 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
15. Last call at 3am is not another drink, but the last time you get out of bed to pee for the night.
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 10:20 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
mbcasey: 15. Last call at 3am is not another drink, but the last time you get out of bed to pee for the night.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

How about this...

When you see a pretty girl walking down the street and wonder if her MOM is hot.
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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 10:33 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
Ken and Jim, both excellent points.

For me, last call is the last time I take the dogs out for the night. laugh
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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 10:33 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
Luci, this is damn funny. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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lanabyte Charleston, West Virginia USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 11:48 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
When you see teenage boys on the street and get the incredible urge to go yank their pants up.
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princemuncher northfield, Ohio USA
Sat Jan 3, 2009 11:49 PM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
lanabyte: When you see teenage boys on the street and get the incredible urge to go yank their pants up.


applause applause applause

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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 12:17 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
princemuncher: How about this...

When you see a pretty girl walking down the street and wonder if her MOM is hot.


That is so true...thumbs up
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mbcasey North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 12:17 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
lanabyte: When you see teenage boys on the street and get the incredible urge to go yank their pants up.


laugh thumbs up
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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 3:14 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
lanabyte: When you see teenage boys on the street and get the incredible urge to go yank their pants up.



I've told this before, but my daughters boyfriend is wanting to come for a visit from TN. She told me one day that he wears baggy clothes. I said, "That's okay. I have duck tape." She seriously cracked up and called him to tell him what I'd said. He said he'll wear a belt. grin
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yrswarrior Pearland, Texas USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 3:16 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
princemuncher: How about this...

When you see a pretty girl walking down the street and wonder if her MOM is hot.



That is a good one.
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readyornot0 stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland
Sun Jan 4, 2009 3:29 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
15 all the cops look alot younger
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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Sun Jan 4, 2009 3:56 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up

15. You wake up startled by a bright light only to find
it's your spouse going to the bathroom and not a cop
shining his light in the back window of your b/f's car.wink
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Lucidfjb Fairfield, Ohio USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 12:24 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
You all had STELLAR answers, and thanks, I needed a good laugh. Well done. bouquet
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DarkKnight2032 Salt Lake City, Utah USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 1:36 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
You see a movie in the DVD section and remembered seeing it in the theaters....20 years ago........grin
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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
Mon Jan 5, 2009 6:23 AM CST : What's the 15th Sign that You've Grown Up
Your phone rings at midnight and you panic because you know something must be wrong.
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