Romance

cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
vinny1967: How, Why, Where mere incidentals.........

Its When


Perfect...

bowing
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
venere08: I was referring to that, vinny


I like 'em over easy blushing

Another very romantic come on I heard in a film set in Liverpool.

A boy and a girl in a Nite club slow dancing

Boy - ''So, do you want to come back to my place''

Girl - ''For what''

Boy - ''For a f*** and a pizza''

Girl looked thoughful and replied













''Is there Ham on the pizza'' laugh
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Now hold on a second here.....

Isn't this a thread about ROMANCE?

All about the flowers and all that??

Seems to me more like all about the bees instead......



wink
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
gozoman2: Now hold on a second here.....

Isn't this a thread about ROMANCE?

All about the flowers and all that??

Seems to me more like all about the bees instead......


Hi wave

One persons romance is anothers shaggin under a bus shelter

laugh
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
vinny1967: Hi

One persons romance is anothers shaggin under a bus shelter


Now THAT can be one hell of an experience......

cool
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
addendum....

with or without the romance......

dancing dancing dancing
voyager007 Khober Saudi Arabia
SexyAttorney: "Get your fat ass in the kitchen and get me another beer..............................honey"!
<<<<<<<<< rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
gozoman2: Now THAT can be one hell of an experience......


It's what Irishmen use for protection laugh

It rains a lot here :mumblin:
voyager007 Khober Saudi Arabia
Steveno: Which is the most romantic sentence that you can say to your most beloved one?



it can only be more romantic when no one else heard about it including your self!!!! especially when it is made just right at the same moment and each moment has its own romantic sentence or if I may say it cam be just a WORD blushing

but if you need some hints how about:

now I know what I was born to do????? loving you blushing


confused loving has different meanings from one to another wink


grin
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
vinny1967: It's what Irishmen use for protection

It rains a lot here


rolling on the floor laughing

Yes did get that picture.....

maybe that is why when the Irish lassies come over here they tend to go bananas.......

the sunshine has an incredible effect on ladies from rainy countries it seems....especially when they are here on holiday...

peace
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
gozoman2: Yes did get that picture.....

maybe that is why when the Irish lassies come over here they tend to go bananas.......

the sunshine has an incredible effect on ladies from rainy countries it seems....especially when they are here on holiday...


I think the sun makes everyone horny........

Houseswap grin

All that sun and skipy clothes banana
cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
gozoman2: Yes did get that picture.....

maybe that is why when the Irish lassies come over here they tend to go bananas.......

the sunshine has an incredible effect on ladies from rainy countries it seems....especially when they are here on holiday...


innocent
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
vinny1967: I think the sun makes everyone horny........

Houseswap

All that sun and skipy clothes


Yeeeessss...sums up us from the med nicely.......

HORNY...that's us....

grin

....and you have nooooooooooo idea HOW skimpy the clothes get round about August time........

roll eyes
cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
gozoman2: Yeeeessss...sums up us from the med nicely.......

HORNY...that's us....



....and you have nooooooooooo idea HOW skimpy the clothes get round about August time........


laugh




reza50 tehran Iran
SexyAttorney: "Get your fat ass in the kitchen and get me another beer..............................honey"!


wow..a real master in search of slaves...wowroll eyes
venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia
gozoman2: Now hold on a second here.....

Isn't this a thread about ROMANCE?

All about the flowers and all that??

Seems to me more like all about the bees instead......


Read my profile, please.

I am "Samantha Honeybee",

looking for my Prince Robbee"innocent

laugh


* no wonder she is asked "How do you like your eggs?"sigh



reza50 tehran Iran
SexyAttorney: "Get your fat ass in the kitchen and get me another beer..............................honey"!


my ass is not fat..that a problem?.......master?
venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia
vinny1967:

Boy - ''For a f*** and a pizza''


The she asked...


Not necessarily in that order?dunno

peace heart beating



reza50 tehran Iran
SexyAttorney: "Get your fat ass in the kitchen and get me another beer..............................honey"!


would you like to eat anything with the beer ? master..?sad flower
venere08 Adelaide and Tuscany, South Australia Australia
venere08: The she asked...Not necessarily in that order?


'Then' doh




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