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hrt4lse Redding, California USA
mbcasey: I see you Dori...

Hey Denise...


Hey Kenwave
vinny1967 On Tour, Devon, England UK
Justme4uok: A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.

He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.

Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
I had to share this one....,. Sorry if it ofends any lawyers out there.....


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LMAO

I think sexyattorney mught hav somethin to say about thisscold

Mudfight yay
This is a good one --- my best friend is a lawyer - she has the best lawyer jokes - have to copy this one and pass it on - thanks for the rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
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Galactic_bodhi Portland, Oregon USA
Why do they bury lawyers and insurance agents at 12 feet rather than six?


Because really deep down they're nice guys...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



hawk69 somewhere, New Jersey USA
Justme4uok: No actually it was a good thing.....
So, what have you heard? moping
Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
Galactic_bodhi: Why do they bury lawyers and insurance agents at 12 feet rather than six? Because really deep down they're nice guys...


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Two lawyers are in a bar and in walks a knock out blond with really big boobs. One lawyer looks at the other and says "man, I would really like to screw her" The other replies "Out of what?"



hawk69 somewhere, New Jersey USA
Sparky55: Two lawyers are in a bar and in walks a knock out blond with really big boobs. One lawyer looks at the other and says "man, I would really like to screw her" The other replies "Out of what?"
You can't make it any clearer than that!!shock



funnylovgal St.Catharines , Ontario Canada
Two lawyers are in a bar and in walks a knock out blond with really big boobs. One lawyer looks at the other and says "man, I would really like to screw her" The other replies "Out of what?"laugh Thanks for the laugh I needed it just got bad news



hawk69 somewhere, New Jersey USA
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. buddies


How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company. dunno
Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
hawk69: So, what have you heard?


That one of my good friends here on CS told you to introduce yourself to me..... she said you were a good card! That you had a good sense of humor.laugh


I can ee you listen very well.....laugh



laura225 Somewhere, New York USA
Justme4uok: A truck driver would amuse
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"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"



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JacobGrimm Blah blah, Ontario Canada
Galactic_bodhi: Why do they bury lawyers and insurance agents at 12 feet rather than six? Because really deep down they're nice guys...



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Sparky55 Kabul Afghanistan
funnylovgal: Two lawyers are in a bar and in walks a knock out blond with really big boobs. One lawyer looks at the other and says "man, I would really like to screw her" The other replies "Out of what?" Thanks for the laugh I needed it just got bad news


Sorry you got bad news but glad a little humor helped. Hopefully the news isn't too bad. hug
HzChld Somewhere in the middle, Oklahoma USA
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
Justme4uok: A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.

He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.

Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
I had to share this one....,. Sorry if it ofends any lawyers out there.....
Very funny stuff Dori thanksrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




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